Ten funny tweets

A brief summary of why the second half was delayed today at Deakin, between @BLUE_DEVILSFC & @CanberraFC1 .
📹📹 @BarTVsports pic.twitter.com/86mypdYf3B

— CapitalFootball (@CapitalFootball) June 24, 2018

"My cat went to the neighbours to borrow their tiger toy. Again." pic.twitter.com/Kp8olp3VTi

— wild Nature (@wildNature_) June 21, 2018

Meet the winner of the 2018 World’s Ugliest Dog contest: Zsa Zsa the English Bulldog. https://t.co/TgHXHB0T6c pic.twitter.com/0hdX7o9wPa

— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) June 24, 2018

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— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) June 20, 2018

Environmental storytelling pic.twitter.com/D76h2e54yC

— Rhymes With 'Rare' (@MareSheppard) June 15, 2018

BREAKING: Coming Jan '19 >>> @Oreo The Most #STUF feat. 4x creme of regular #Oreo #OreoCookie #OreoCookies @darrenrovell pic.twitter.com/g7rLpVAAbV

— Eric Huang (@junkfoodguy) June 22, 2018

Reverse shrugs, incline dumbbell shrugs pic.twitter.com/mMqDnvGlDu

— ⓂarcusD (@_MarcusD2_) June 22, 2018

anyone who thinks villain monologues are unrealistic has never seen a famous dude double down on twitter

— shameboy advance (@failnaut) June 24, 2018

eminem's sign language interpreter is a rap god pic.twitter.com/D5wrDUIBzA

— 🌊 (@mattwhitlockPM) June 22, 2018

very good boy saves a life with new experimental tail wagging CPR. pic.twitter.com/A31R7VoMVf

— Clint Falin (@ClintFalin) June 23, 2018

Lonnie Walker IV with one of the classic pics with the commish you're ever going to see 🙌 #nba #spurs

A post shared by BUSTED COVERAGE (@bustedcoverage) on Jun 21, 2018 at 7:15pm PDT

Do you think he gets lonely up there?

A post shared by Alan Wagner (@truewagner) on Jun 22, 2018 at 10:03am PDT

"Saudi Moves Forward With Plan to Turn Qatar Into Island"

"Five international companies that specialize in digging canals have been invited to vie for the project, with bids closing on Monday and the winner to be chosen within 90 days"

Wargaming miniatures roundup

Hello! It's time to light those lanterns; I hope you enjoy my take on the amazing White Lion from Kingdom Death: Monster... #kingdomdeath https://t.co/54XukXPU0q pic.twitter.com/BWzBjzLq3j

— Sorastro (@Sorastros) June 21, 2018

#Repost @starshipvorenus The beast... Some support for the Lost Legion #blanchitsu #warhammer40k #wh40K #warhammer #paintingwarhammer #inq28 #inquisimunda #necromunda #kitbash #aos28 #spacemarine #grimdark #primaris #dreadnaught #theminiaturesvault

A post shared by The Miniatures Vault (@theminiaturesvault) on Jun 9, 2018 at 2:23pm PDT

A past completed Lord of Change Commission with freehanded galaxy, stars and custom staff with freehanded planet. Such an amazing sculpt and model! To book a commission visit our website www.siegestudios.co.uk #warhammer #wargaming #warmongers #darkangels #spacemarines #astartes #bloodangels #spacewolves #astramilitarum #chaosspacemarines #eldar #forgeworld #gamesworkshop #horusheresy #imperialguard #miniatures #miniaturemonday #necrons #nofilter #primarch #tau #tyranids #warhammer40k #minipainting #commissionpainting #gw #brushforhire #wargames #coolminis #eavymetal

A post shared by Siege Studios Limited (@siegestudios) on Jun 20, 2018 at 10:48am PDT

Did you know that you can download the loading screens from our Media site as wallpapers? You can also find there some screenshots, renders, artworks and free eBooks! #w40k #inquisitor40khttps://t.co/vAToiHW1Ah pic.twitter.com/kyetYdE9it

— W40K: Inquisitor - Martyr (@40k_Inquisitor) June 20, 2018

The finished corrupted Knight Castellan conversion. The latest addition to my Nurgle Ad Mech project! Such a fun conversion to do! #40k #PaintingWarhammer #Warmongers #miniaturemonday pic.twitter.com/Y3WGwOVFaM

— Craig Morrison (@Silirrion) June 18, 2018

Lots of new visitors today for the Castellan conversion, so I figured I’d share the progress on all my Ad Mech Nurgle conversions so far! This project is a lot of fun to work on! #40k #nurgle #PaintingWarhammer #miniaturemonday #warmongers pic.twitter.com/B1u7Ck9Qkq

— Craig Morrison (@Silirrion) June 19, 2018

Deathwatch tabletop commission. Client glued everything himself and made almost each one into their own character. Super cool army this one. This is part of half of the army. pic.twitter.com/CIQwE2n4WD

— Oscar Lars Knutsson (@oscarlars) June 17, 2018

#Repost @elroi_101 Converted ork Flash Gitz... Probably, my favorite unit in my army. Still need 5 more :) #orks #paintingwarhammer #warhammer40k #paintingminiatures #theminiaturesvault

A post shared by The Miniatures Vault (@theminiaturesvault) on Jun 22, 2018 at 3:47pm PDT

個人的最地味キャラ、シャヴァストスさん完成。武装が地味だから派手にして上げたよ。シールドでかすぎたかも。
斜面を低空でホバリングしつつ飛んでくる弾を防御してる感じで作成。あと部品余ってたからプラズマ延長した。
ペイントは明日本気出す！ pic.twitter.com/MoyCf3sNao

— ぷなパチ♪@キャプテンアメリカ改め大日本中隊長 (@Punapachi) June 16, 2018

This is why I love my Dippers. I post in my Discord to show my progress on my ‘Soul Wars in a week’ commission in the early hours of this morning & this is what I get back :p ❤️ Credit to: @ImperialTorches pic.twitter.com/7lrlHfdSpo

— Em [electriceve] (@ICantThinkEm) June 24, 2018

"Kilauea's eruption reignites debate over Hawaii's geothermal plant"

WaPo:

The only geothermal plant on Hawaii’s Big Island has been closed for more than six weeks because of the Kilauea volcano's eruptions. But a faction of local residents who believe that tapping the volcano for energy carries serious health and environmental risks -- and is an affront to Hawaiian values -- want it to stay closed for good.

The plant, Puna Geothermal Venture, began commercial operation 25 years ago despite objections from locals who worried the release of geothermal fluid, including hydrogen sulfide, endangered residents. Some members of the Puna community, including native Hawaiians, also say that geothermal development would subvert their worship of the volcano goddess Pele. Now, the closure of the plant has given new life to their objections.

Puna Geothermal Plant with lava on both sides and part of the complex destroyed with two wells covered. #KilaueaEruption #Hawaii pic.twitter.com/spcvqCY8gh

— Anthony Quintano (@AnthonyQuintano) June 21, 2018

"A raid by Cambodian authorities on an illegal surrogacy business in Phnom Penh uncovered 33 women paid to deliver babies for Chinese couples"

AFP:

the women had been offered up to $10,000 to give birth for Chinese clients.

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Cambodian authorities banned the practice in 2016 after prospective parents turned to the impoverished country in the wake of a ban in neighbouring Thailand the previous year.

"one of the nasty tricks I'm seeing on Facebook, people are putting fake hairs on their ads to make people brush away or click the ad"

From: "How useful errors and evolving player skills shape Fortnite's UX"

Classical ladies in a modern setting; Rainbow portal; Giant Rats

Someone on Reddit has photoshopped art ladies into a modern office and it's just excellent. pic.twitter.com/IXfkKsotXj

— Dr Peter Knowles (@MedievalPete) June 21, 2018

A post shared by Lavi Nair (@laviwashere) on Jun 4, 2018 at 11:32am PDT

for your consideration: giant rats pic.twitter.com/tVClHs3c9U

— Heather Penn (@heatpenn) May 18, 2018

Olga Ziemska, US sculptor who uses natural materials, such as reclaimed willow branches, birch, clay and plaster #womensart pic.twitter.com/M5ge7RkT0b

— #WOMENSART (@womensart1) June 23, 2018