"Scientists are leaving Amazon reviews, and it's amazing"

From a collection of reviews gathered by WaPo:

The other function is a BODY MASSAGER... The primary function I was taught... is, of course, to lure spiders out of their dens 🕷🕸

Multiple speed settings are fantastic for the diversity of web builders and to simulate different prey species #reviewforscience pic.twitter.com/krKrE0lOCv

— Alastair Gibbons (@atr_gibbons) January 30, 2018

Perfect container for a large gull. 5 stars #reviewforscience pic.twitter.com/7XjVpL7pe9

— Liam Berigan (@LA_Berigan) January 30, 2018