Thread: A New York Story --On Sunday, I was walking in West Chelsea, and I saw what looked like a gaggle of paparazzi outside a brownstone. 1/8 pic.twitter.com/xhPiGFnU62
— Warren Leight (@warrenleightTV) December 9, 2020
Today I discovered that not only is breakdancing going to be a sport at the Paris Olympics (most French thing ever), but so is “extreme canoe slalom” https://t.co/QBZY4BR3RT
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) December 10, 2020
even the new york times wine column is grim pic.twitter.com/1YuPLSpOfj
— Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) December 10, 2020
Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" is about friends practicing witchcraft but then someone walks in and they have to suddenly play it cool pic.twitter.com/0FscqecVzW
— Ryan George (@theryangeorge) December 11, 2019
A thing I learned today: #Chargers OL Forrest Lamp has an endorsement deal with Lamp Plus, a lamp company. And this is his first signature lamp, called the Forrest Sequoia. A forest lamp from Forrest Lamp. pic.twitter.com/qRT2DdPJAt
— Daniel Popper (@danielrpopper) December 9, 2020
Finding a lever in the back of my closet. Little do I know it will activate all the hammocks in the world, which are secretly just dormant slingshots. My finger reaches toward the handle. Somewhere, a man sips a margarita, unaware that he'll soon be above the gulls. A sunblot
— every day from now on jerk (@rajandelman) December 9, 2020
This is the most 2020 thing pic.twitter.com/GiagOzpRZj
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) December 10, 2020
A few months ago Lazlo started limping. He was of course fussed over and given many treats. The vet said there was nothing wrong with him. Now he busts out the limp whenever he wants treats. I present to you: The Hurty Paw Routine. pic.twitter.com/eHXfJPTecZ
— Ada (@adafrobinson) December 10, 2020
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