new pope drip outrageous pic.twitter.com/1j23zq8c0E
— ππΎβππβπ πππΈππβ πββππΌπ (@dumbandawful) December 16, 2020
You didn’t see Tenet in theaters because you didn’t want to get Covid. Now you can pay $20 to watch it at home.
— Peter Kafka (@pkafka) December 17, 2020
Or, as Apple says, you can watch it “subscription-free”. First time I’ve seen that language. pic.twitter.com/kbXlYCqe9P
In the future, everyone will get 15 minutes of death threats. https://t.co/FMWxXnY8bf
— Radley Balko (@radleybalko) December 17, 2020
someone at a wildlife rescue once told me “if you ever see what looks like a lone mourning dove, take a second look, because it might actually be a kestrel” which were the magic words to forever make me resent seeing doves when they don’t turn out to be falcons
— Katie Tiedrich (@katietiedrich) December 17, 2020
i wanna play dnd as a tourist druid so fucking bad pic.twitter.com/qw4yXHfvcc
— Chwistopher (@Loudwindow) December 16, 2020
Why does Matt Hancock sit down like Woody in Toy Story when a human enters the room pic.twitter.com/uJOrAWJiTU
— Calgie (@christiancalgie) December 17, 2020
Como Zoo keepers took their six banded armadillos Dilla and Marty to explore the holiday flower show Wednesday afternoon. In a surprise move the two armadillos, native to South America, dove straight into the beds of Poinsettias to dig in the dirt. (Anthony Souffle/@StarTribune) pic.twitter.com/0B8mJkDL5Y
— Anthony SoufflΓ© (@AnthonySouffle) December 17, 2020
I don't want to alarm anyone but Yasunori Mitsuda has an owl named Ramune who dances to music and then screeches when the song is over https://t.co/9mn2i3NCyF
— Chris Kohler (@kobunheat) December 17, 2020
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