The phrase “goth Muppets” came up at our house yesterday and I can’t stop trying to come up with them. pic.twitter.com/ekTVwFsIRl
— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) January 17, 2020
LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT SCOOTER DANCING. pic.twitter.com/8nDYmAUpRu
— eric lab rat (@EricLabRat) January 17, 2020
I don’t see the problem, Tua is the starter and Fitzpatrick is the closer, normalize starting rotations in football
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) December 27, 2020
On day 1 a chef pulled me aside and told me to chop the flour - gave me a chef’s knife and a pile of flour and said I had to chop it up extra fine. He’d come past every few minutes, “taste” it, and be like “nope, still not fine enough”. I chopped that flour for like an 90 minutes
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) December 26, 2020
俺がついてるぜ pic.twitter.com/21sX53W9Rt
— S@*C (@ultrasaw) December 17, 2020
Clothes shopping is a perpetual hunt for the next brand that has not yet been bought by a private equity firm and replaced all materials with paper-thin polyester.
— Nikita Bier (@nikitabier) December 25, 2020
— Sophic Siren (@SophicSiren) December 24, 2020
Pro tip for sibling solidarity pic.twitter.com/vMfGhVzfGK
— 🌍 Bristol Anarchist Federation 🏴 (@BristolAFed) December 24, 2020
I want this movie. pic.twitter.com/GBygbGLmtG
— TheCulturalEqualityRaiseroftheDead (@CulturalDead) December 25, 2020
I claim this dog as mine 😎🖤🐈⬛😂
— Il Gatto Nero (@gattocciao) December 19, 2020
Happy #Caturday pic.twitter.com/2lx4cKYDr1
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