I SPECIFICALLY told my daughter NOT to summon a demon.
— Hannah O'Hanrahahanrahan (@buntyhoven) December 18, 2020
Just unpacked her rucksack for the end of term and... pic.twitter.com/uhKHsijW92
Wall was an outlandish dandy who famously engaged in a dress battle. He won by appearing in gleaming patent leather boots that went up to his hips, after which he was crowned "King of the Dudes." He owned 500 pants, 5,000 ties, and bought bespoke Charvet cravats for his dog. https://t.co/jHP0yU3Frs
— Derek Guy (@dieworkwear) December 19, 2020
I was in the South Bronx earlier and ran over a lil snowman by accident and this lil kid said “ARE YOU DUMB” LMAOOOO
— Ari (@Nyc_A) December 18, 2020
— tinatime (@tinanguyen_) December 18, 2020
imagine taking an experimental drug, getting struck by lightning, and *not* getting superpowers https://t.co/5LZbUnySGu
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) December 18, 2020
My mom just bought this gamer laptop but didnt want to be seen as a gamer so she made our lady of Guadalupe stickers to cover up the logo ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ SHE USED THE GLOW AS A HALO FOR HER IM CRYING pic.twitter.com/clx6YeiG64
— smelly idiot (@milky_meal) December 16, 2020
“All it says is ‘make the vaccine??’” pic.twitter.com/T7XdWT7YYq
— Seth (@SethAbramovitch) December 17, 2020
The opossum's momentary pause to make sure it's the correct skunk really makes it. :)
— TinyFrighteningWoman (@Baba_Lilith) December 17, 2020
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