Nevada is an open carry state for firearms but whips are now illegal in Reno because… they sound like guns. https://t.co/1GO6SnsRDq— Matt Novak (@paleofuture) October 15, 2021
PJ Fleck really likes the cop doing security for him pic.twitter.com/W2X6yf3Alf— Internet #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) October 16, 2021
My daughter likes making dresses and clothes for her dolls.— JOSH Cassara (@joshuacassara) October 8, 2021
She thought this was a good Fall look for Lando. pic.twitter.com/QiwwjjCeAO
New Zealand council ends contract with wizard after two decades of service https://t.co/lTncJ4Qn0Y— The Guardian (@guardian) October 15, 2021
I just found out that— Chris Croy (@ChrisCroy) October 12, 2021
1. For 24 years every pilot who landed at the airport in Nagpur, India had to be warned about the Boeing 720 sitting next to the runway.
2. That it was my dad's fault.
This is the story of my dad's junkyard jet. pic.twitter.com/yxw2qjLQHX
A little girl just came up to the ice cream truck and asked if she could buy ice cream with a blue rock she found. I am now one blue rock richer.— Andrew Hilary but spooky 👻 (@AndrewHilaryUS) October 8, 2021
Overacting Megaphone Guy in #DrNo is one of my favorite background characters in #JamesBond. The way his voice still sounds amplified when he says, “full speed ahead” even though the megaphone is no longer by his mouth makes me chuckle every time.https://t.co/b78m08gXwp— Phil Szostak (@PhilSzostak) October 8, 2021
This shameless ripoff famiclone is gonna disappoint a few kids this xmas pic.twitter.com/jBGEKU7NVD— 🐱ri-Warui (@oleivarrudi) December 21, 2019
Counter-narrative:— Sara Thacher (@thacher) October 8, 2021
The em-dash is popular because you must work for it.
If it were just a single keystroke, it would lose its allure. https://t.co/WINehbr7u8
Came across some questionable brands on my latest reporting trip to Guangxi… pic.twitter.com/6EqjZl6o10— Edward Lawrence (@EP_Lawrence) October 8, 2021
Greg and I have to stand in these spots every mealtime for the dog or he won’t eat. He looks at Greg who says MORE then he looks at me and I say MORE and this lasts til he’s done. We used to have dignity pic.twitter.com/dnKAPfIrG9— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) October 13, 2021
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