Interviewer: your resume is very impressive, but what would you say is your biggest weakness
— Village Person (@SvnSxty) October 10, 2021
Me: lying on my resume probably
A real problem. https://t.co/APwaP4KHVl
— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) October 18, 2021
Today I realize a whole generation of young people are learning about Colin Powell and thinking his name is pronounced “Colin”
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) October 19, 2021
For the next game, a player must thaw this 5 minutes before mom gets home from work. pic.twitter.com/lbVr0yI0Xz
— Joshua Dairen (@JoshuaDairen) October 15, 2021
My favorite airport experience?
— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) October 11, 2021
I'm 10, flying unaccompanied. They put me in a small shuttle for my flight transfer.
A box was in the next seat.
The box label read "HUMAN EYES: BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL."
when you're a pumpkin-headed demon magician but also hot pic.twitter.com/KEu8hYbq7Q
— Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛♂️ (@DinosaurDracula) October 22, 2017
statue of a young actor wearing a mask of silenus, 1st century CE (restored 1628), marble pic.twitter.com/w3tp3vNnQQ
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) October 11, 2021
what the fuck pic.twitter.com/Ifo5s3cFzK
— Trevin Flickinger (@trevin_flick) October 8, 2021
Still find it very funny that in Aria of Sorrow, Soma isn't King Arthur and so can't pull Excalibur out of the stone.
— Hiro (@HiroRwar) October 10, 2021
However, he has superhuman strength so he just uses the sword with a massive chunk of the surrounding rock still attached to it. pic.twitter.com/Glx7kpsPhY
@sophcarreiro Vacation makes some kids really contemplate their lives..#fyp #comedy #kids #vacation
♬ Oh No - Kreepa
@napalmsugarcookies #OneSliceChallenge #catsoftiktok
♬ Hillbilly type beet - Dadood
@discoverer_ Border collie instinctive awakening#fyp #foryou #foryoupage #cute #dog
♬ original sound - Discoverer
@jongraz the Bones have spoken!! #pug #adoptdontshop #nobones #noodletok #mondaymotivation
♬ original sound - Jonathan
@jongraz hope you all have the best Monday! 🔮🦴 #nobones #bonesday #pug #noodletok #monday
♬ original sound - Jonathan
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