Interviewer: your resume is very impressive, but what would you say is your biggest weakness— Village Person (@SvnSxty) October 10, 2021
Me: lying on my resume probably
A real problem. https://t.co/APwaP4KHVl— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) October 18, 2021
Today I realize a whole generation of young people are learning about Colin Powell and thinking his name is pronounced “Colin”— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) October 19, 2021
For the next game, a player must thaw this 5 minutes before mom gets home from work. pic.twitter.com/lbVr0yI0Xz— Joshua Dairen (@JoshuaDairen) October 15, 2021
My favorite airport experience?— Faine Greenwood (@faineg) October 11, 2021
I'm 10, flying unaccompanied. They put me in a small shuttle for my flight transfer.
A box was in the next seat.
The box label read "HUMAN EYES: BIOLOGICAL MATERIAL."
when you're a pumpkin-headed demon magician but also hot pic.twitter.com/KEu8hYbq7Q— Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛♂️ (@DinosaurDracula) October 22, 2017
statue of a young actor wearing a mask of silenus, 1st century CE (restored 1628), marble pic.twitter.com/w3tp3vNnQQ— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) October 11, 2021
what the fuck pic.twitter.com/Ifo5s3cFzK— Trevin Flickinger (@trevin_flick) October 8, 2021
Still find it very funny that in Aria of Sorrow, Soma isn't King Arthur and so can't pull Excalibur out of the stone.— Hiro (@HiroRwar) October 10, 2021
However, he has superhuman strength so he just uses the sword with a massive chunk of the surrounding rock still attached to it. pic.twitter.com/Glx7kpsPhY
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