It's important that the background of my video calls radiates my brand so intensely it blinds my coworkers pic.twitter.com/s2SsO012H3
— Samantha Wallschlaeger (@StillNotSam) September 30, 2021
Daniel Craig right now... https://t.co/nEXvItpkJ6 pic.twitter.com/Cc9yikSdMx
— Americana at Brand Memes (@americanamemes) October 9, 2021
Already own a trained arabian hunting falcon? Collateralize it. Secure a loan financing another falcon. That falcon? Collateralize it too. There's no end to the number of falcons you can buy. The bank bundles its interests into a Falcon Backed Security and sells it. EVERYONE WINS pic.twitter.com/l5Ob8Yj17o
— 𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance (@FalconryFinance) October 9, 2021
(From a long thread.)These falcons aren't traveling to any specific destination. There is no aviary they call home. Instead, each bird is backing hundreds of fractional interests held by investors. There's no way to split up a bird, so they remain in transit, virtualized. The plane never lands. Ever. pic.twitter.com/b9ySrPlYD1
— 𓅃 UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance (@FalconryFinance) October 9, 2021
Please compose a song with these lyrics. pic.twitter.com/vkniVfWXbq
— Glenn Fleishman (@GlennF) September 30, 2021
This way to the VIP lounge, sir pic.twitter.com/ecoMDtAsnm
— Son of Dad (@ThugRaccoons) October 1, 2021
cool way to find out a neighbor is unvaccinated and has Covid: finding a giant box of horse dewormer (now with more Horse Power!) sitting in the mail room
— priscilla snow 👻🎶 JETT: The Far Shore Oct. 5🚀✨ (@ghoulnoise) September 30, 2021
I’ve always wondered if Brad Pitt is aware that virtually every film production office has a “brad pit” near the copier (brads are those little golden fasteners that hold scripts together) pic.twitter.com/nVKwaKNRz2
— Nick Carr (scout) (@scoutwithnick) October 1, 2021
this thranduil outtake is so funny pic.twitter.com/7xeN5Jx6Ob
— anna 🏹 (@myelessar) September 30, 2021
@double_d53 What are the odds #sorrykids
♬ original sound - Double D ™️
@bardicbadger ♬ Teddy Bears Picnic - Henry Hall
@liv_ambrose He doesn’t know how to walk up stairs either #123PandoraME #fyp #foryoupage #dog #collie
♬ Slipping Through My Fingers - From 'Mamma Mia!' Original Motion Picture Soundtrack - Meryl Streep & Amanda Seyfried
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