A Nigerian prince finally gave someone money. https://t.co/DSqSmUs15i
— Mark Pitcavage (@egavactip) October 19, 2021
someone reminding me of a party: hey are you still coming out tonight?
— angel mendozAAAAHHHHH 👻 (@angelmendoza___) October 19, 2021
me, internally: shit. did that dog have bones in it today or not
you mean to tell me the chicago sky have the door diana taurasi broke in their arena at their championship parade LMAO https://t.co/WmNESLqJqT
— whitney medworth (@its_whitney) October 19, 2021
uncritical support for whatever this is pic.twitter.com/JGTq45UIqi
— Join Acorn 📣✊ (@Georgina666_) October 10, 2021
A friendly nut tap... pic.twitter.com/6ax5AexSqC
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) October 19, 2021
— Lucas Shaw (@Lucas_Shaw) October 19, 2021
You could probably spend a lifetime collecting these excellent little stories about Ricky Jay https://t.co/F0xvNC9t3p pic.twitter.com/9Gowb8I5CZ
— Kim O'Connor (@shallowbrigade) October 19, 2021
after getting content strikes and suspensions for posting art with nudity, museums are moving to OnlyFans to avoid censorship while promoting exhibitions https://t.co/bOzdUQuvEC
— morgan sung (@morgan_sung) October 19, 2021
Any squirrel can remember the position of ~6000 buried nuts. Isaac Newtown was eating lead in attempt to become immortal. Intelligence is not a one-dimensional scale. https://t.co/6frkOzipi6
— Marek Plichta (@artbymarek) October 13, 2021
IMDB.I got memed!! Lol! pic.twitter.com/ndlhWjps4Y
— Kirk R "I DIDN'T KILL BEAN BUNNY" Thatcher 🐸🐷😂 (@KirkThatcher) October 13, 2021
— expectation manager (@nervousOperator) October 13, 2021
Twitter is the best detective game because you'll login and see people are angry, and it's your job to find out what's happening or who's the culprit of this madness by collecting facts and clues from your timeline.
— fahmpire | buy What Comes After on PC/Switch! (@fahmitsu) October 13, 2021
A parenting tip for ages 18mos-7yrs: come up with lots of imagination games where you’re allowed to lie down.
— Rachel Maneater McKenny (@rmmckenny) October 13, 2021
I highly recommend:
-hospital patient who cannot get up
-kid pretends to put you down for bedtime
-hibernating bear
-ancient statue that is reclining for some reason
“According to a press release from Maryland’s Department of Natural Resources, the new plan involves using more zebras.” https://t.co/WDMXSWkHiB
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) October 19, 2021
@lindseysmiles never caught on 😅 and still doesn’t know lol @chiefs #football #husbandpranks
♬ original sound - Lindsey Miles
@trippy.ghost i love them so much #xyzbca #dogchallenge #fypシ #fyp #doggydaycare #dogs #dogsofttiktok #puppies #trending #animals #doglover #SoundcoreGoForGold #dog
♬ Sunny Day - Ted Fresco
@kcanddresnana #iamlizzi #viral #dog #babiesoftiktok #baby #fyp #meme #pinterest #4u #4upage #love #cinderellamovie #SoundcoreGoForGold #memes #maxplumpjump #fypシ
♬ original sound - Lizzie Ann Lowery
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