trillion dollar coin is a necessary cultural product. you mint that and this dumb debt ceiling thing doesn't just go away. you get a new national treasure movie. you get a new wonder in the Civ games. you get another weird thing for eng-language CPC guys to effortlessly dunk on
— Nathan Bernhardt (@jonbernhardt) October 6, 2021
thinking of that old urban legend about a guy who gets picked up and drugged while on holiday, and then wakes up in a bathtub full of ice with a scar on his side and 'we are talking about you in the group chat' in lipstick on the mirror.
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) October 6, 2021
A Northern Colorado football coach got angry during a game, broke a clipboard, chucked it into the crowd, and apparently hit a fan...because another fan was heckling him over "how small his pants were"
— Matt Brown (@MattBrownEP) October 6, 2021
this is wild
https://t.co/zaBMIjaTyZ pic.twitter.com/IP2oHI1TG8
Three kids were killed by lawn darts and they stopped making them before I was even born but I’ve heard about lawn darts for forty years so yeah it’s weird we talk about things that kill kids right after they fucking kill kids https://t.co/EDIgI5bItC
— Lauren Hough (@laurenthehough) October 6, 2021
Conan, what’s good in life? pic.twitter.com/0audyDbQfJ
— Dan L. Werneck (@empire_of_dust_) September 26, 2021
I do not want to be warm I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket why is this difficult to understand
— feminist next door (@emrazz) September 26, 2021
‘Camila needs a lot less.’
— Beth Kitson (@beth_kitson) September 26, 2021
Oh Matthew McConaughey. Mate. pic.twitter.com/YbzLWhEAB5
Some of my best ideas for leftist policies come from the irrational fears shared by conservatives on twitter tbh
— The King of Card Games (@PrettyBadLefty) November 26, 2020
They be like "Leftists want the post office to also sell weed and make mail carriers deliver it" and you gotta jot that down
— The King of Card Games (@PrettyBadLefty) November 26, 2020
When I was in college, long before GPS, I got lost in a small town outside of Dallas and the guy gave me directions that included “make a right at the bridge where that boy drowned” https://t.co/hC24n0k83f
— MZS (@mattzollerseitz) September 25, 2021
Yo the data is not the thing this article should be about pic.twitter.com/EHNV5TiaFd
— Ron Iver (@ronnui_) September 26, 2021
@btoddotcom High Level Productivity #foryou #fyp #workfromhome
♬ You Are Enough - Sleeping At Last
@tatianya.robinzine #doglover #dog #cute #fypage #fypシ
♬ original sound - Animal Central
@jenevaroseauthor He also has a mile time of like 32 minutes. #ThatCloseMessenger #dogsofttiktok #englishbulldog #doglove #fypp #sploot
♬ You Are Enough - Sleeping At Last
@mitmitcat Always grumpy #fyp #foryoupage #trending #viral #angrycat #grumpycat #cattok
♬ I cannot breathe hahaha - Mallory Maney
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