Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
— holiday papi🎄 (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
Corona-hook... pic.twitter.com/S95j4RZQFD
— Popper (@Kukicat7) December 19, 2021
Getting a COVID test in Hollywood to be responsible and have encountered the most LA sign-up form possible. pic.twitter.com/xM0bAe10cA
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 21, 2021
One of the best things in movies is when Bruce Spence shows up for a scene just as a fucked-up horrible man pic.twitter.com/jEqB7Tx4iW
— Jacob deFirstNoel (@Jacob_deNobel) December 21, 2021
this is the food pyramid. beneath the food pyramid are buried the forbidden 'dark foods'. consuming these will lead to prolonged, violent cravings
— triscuit burrito (@direlog) December 21, 2021
Loose translation: a Japanese guy got Covid-19 in Shanghai a little while ago so the city published a list of places he went for contact tracing…which people are now using as a restaurant guide for authentic Japanese food in the city https://t.co/1MVXr5wNKd
— Gavin Cross (@thanksgaving) December 21, 2021
(Tortilla case avalable at Amazon.)Me: *gets to federal court*
— Dina Arévalo (@PhotogDina) December 21, 2021
Security guy at the metal detector: Do you have your tortilla thing? Can you take it out, please?
Me, laughing: Sure.
2nd security guy, on the other side of the X-Ray scanner: I thought that was really a taco!
1st guy: She got me last time!
🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/V3juh4TU1r
Hi Twitter - reintroduction time!
— Brogan Holcombe (@Brogan_Holcombe) May 11, 2021
I'm a @whapavt MS student and my research focuses on the behavior, hibernation, & foraging ecology of American Black Bears (check out #bearseyeview)🐻
I also do a weekly #SundayScientistShoutout to highlight underrepresented scientists!👩🏼🔬👨🏾🔬👩🏽🔬🧑🏻🔬 pic.twitter.com/Qj0ta1a9pX
@davynch smart or bold? #nyc
♬ original sound - literallykasey
@jessica_goss When your horse decides his paddock isn’t good enough and bust through the French doors leading into the master from outside #horse #thatlaugh
♬ original sound - Jessica Goss
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