Just so we’re clear, The Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.— holiday papi🎄 (@random_weighs) November 25, 2017
Corona-hook... pic.twitter.com/S95j4RZQFD— Popper (@Kukicat7) December 19, 2021
Getting a COVID test in Hollywood to be responsible and have encountered the most LA sign-up form possible. pic.twitter.com/xM0bAe10cA— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 21, 2021
One of the best things in movies is when Bruce Spence shows up for a scene just as a fucked-up horrible man pic.twitter.com/jEqB7Tx4iW— Jacob deFirstNoel (@Jacob_deNobel) December 21, 2021
this is the food pyramid. beneath the food pyramid are buried the forbidden 'dark foods'. consuming these will lead to prolonged, violent cravings— triscuit burrito (@direlog) December 21, 2021
Loose translation: a Japanese guy got Covid-19 in Shanghai a little while ago so the city published a list of places he went for contact tracing…which people are now using as a restaurant guide for authentic Japanese food in the city https://t.co/1MVXr5wNKd— Gavin Cross (@thanksgaving) December 21, 2021
(Tortilla case avalable at Amazon.)
Me: *gets to federal court*— Dina Arévalo (@PhotogDina) December 21, 2021
Security guy at the metal detector: Do you have your tortilla thing? Can you take it out, please?
Me, laughing: Sure.
2nd security guy, on the other side of the X-Ray scanner: I thought that was really a taco!
1st guy: She got me last time!
Hi Twitter - reintroduction time!— Brogan Holcombe (@Brogan_Holcombe) May 11, 2021
I'm a @whapavt MS student and my research focuses on the behavior, hibernation, & foraging ecology of American Black Bears (check out #bearseyeview)🐻
I also do a weekly #SundayScientistShoutout to highlight underrepresented scientists!👩🏼🔬👨🏾🔬👩🏽🔬🧑🏻🔬 pic.twitter.com/Qj0ta1a9pX
smart or bold? #nyc♬ original sound - literallykasey
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