Lmao "Welcome to the Arts District! Do not enter the arts district without a warband! Maintain constant threat awareness! Plan your extraction prior to entering the arts zone & anticipate hostile infiltration of exfil vehicles! Arts district ROE prohibit contact with locals!" pic.twitter.com/RWR7vDfZcA
— Kendric Tonn (@kendrictonn) February 16, 2023
"As journalists, it is our obligation to entertain any & all pseudoscience that gives bigotry an intellectual veneer. We must be diligent in laundering our vitriol through the posture of journalistic inquiry & we must be allowed to fixate on the genitals." https://t.co/akJqCddZ53
— dell cameron (@dellcam) February 17, 2023
"Research shows that trans people are over four times more likely than cisgender people to be the victim of a violent crime. We salute our colleagues across the media who are working tirelessly to make that number even higher."https://t.co/Bsy1AOXdnl
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) February 17, 2023
I just pic.twitter.com/0zZ09Y5Drr
— Kristin Chirico (@lolacoaster) February 17, 2023
The "kids are transitioning too fast!" narrative is backed up by zero evidence and doesn't hold up to common sense. It's just a polite way of implying that the LGBT community is recruiting kids — something we've been forced to refute since the 1970s.https://t.co/XpHNXIdUBG
— Michael Hobbes (@RottenInDenmark) February 17, 2023
Haven't seen this point made explicitly, so: Part of the historical context for the letter, and for the Times coverage being criticized, is that the NYT literally had a "Don't Say Gay" policy for over a decade! https://t.co/1VIh1Dhy8X pic.twitter.com/4fux7Jv3mS
— meaning machine (@EricThurm) February 17, 2023
🚨NEW: Newly elected Tennessee Congressman Andy Ogles (R) allegedly invented his entire past and resume.
— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) February 16, 2023
He allegedly lied about:
1. Being an economist
2. His college major
3. The nature of his work at a think tank
4. Being in law enforcement
5. Being https://t.co/xMaChr8DRL… https://t.co/Rk1GwkCKva
was worried that a bunch of college students would start plagiarizing with ChatGPT but turns out ChatGPT has just been plagiarizing a bunch of college students
— Auren 𝐇𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐦𝐚𝐧 (@auren) February 14, 2023
That time we went to the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid but it was also 9/11 and they inexplicably put the memorial newscasts on the big screen in the fish-themed bowling alley pic.twitter.com/A7jLNyBOmG
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) February 16, 2023
This should be fun.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 17, 2023
Should show exactly how much Donald Trump has been involved with the defections. https://t.co/kqZ7XMG9RD
Elon gotta be batting 0 for 100 on trying to get people interested in signing up for Twitter Blue, every new idea seems worse than the last lol https://t.co/OKGDyF4ba5
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) February 17, 2023
“This security method isn’t very good, so it’s only available to our paid subscribers” is actually very funny.
— Linda Holmes thisislindaholmes.com (@lindaholmes) February 18, 2023
lots of twitter blue users bafflingly angry with this article
— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) February 17, 2023
you wanted to be part of a cool, select group? well here you are https://t.co/RoVP3bRb6S
Janelle Monae customized her @mschf Big Red Boots for the #RufflesCelebGame red carpet 👀☁️ pic.twitter.com/jbN22yJyWu
— Nice Kicks (@nicekicks) February 18, 2023
a twitter account dedicated entirely to relaying pics and videos of food that is too hard https://t.co/R3YRvN7aWo
— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) January 13, 2023
Archeologists are gonna look at your bones and see you NEVER shot an English longbow 🙄 https://t.co/w4fOp1JXWV
— vince guaraldi lockdown hours (@fadesintointent) January 28, 2023
Modern audiences will never be able to appreciate classic cinema moments like Jon Voight winking at J. Lo after being spit up in Anaconda or a dude swallowing a wasp and getting his throat opened in Anaconda or a rich guy from Titanic being eaten on a waterfall in Anaconda.
— Daniel Dockery (@dandock) January 28, 2023
Error: Your password must contain at least two characters who talk to each other about something other than a man.
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) June 9, 2020
I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
— brent (@murrman5) July 23, 2015
@alyssahaydon4 #collegelife #college #fafsa #fsa #dad #father #trey #dadsoftiktok #lmaoo ♬ panic attack. - taylor
@the.yueyue I actually got lost on my way out. I’ll never understand this layout design. Such a waste of space. #smallcondo #realestate #sillygoose ♬ оригинальный звук - dmitijdubovik
@inverse Natures architect. @michealoftiktok #animalsoftiktok #animals #cuteanimals #nature #animalsdoingthings #fyp ♬ original sound - Inverse
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