When will I be free from the lustful gaze of the menacing men at the gymnasiumhttps://t.co/1e6f0E8k24 pic.twitter.com/9xB27pJoAw
— dasha (@dash_eats) January 26, 2023
This girl at the gym got a camera on a tripod and I glanced over there bruh RIP me I’m gonna end up on a tiktok
— Nice Guy Daniel (@TheSagaofDaniel) January 23, 2023
One way @elonmusk
— Russ Mitchell (@russ1mitchell) February 15, 2023
benefits from no media dept: If a reporter asked any other co. if this were true, there'd be some kind of answer. Musk prefers cloak of darkness. So, @elonmusk @nhtsagov @ca_dmv @secretarypete @gavinnewsom
-- is it true? pic.twitter.com/WCczLf5lcr
(Here's the manual, including limitations.)Sugg. edit: "Sunny weather can cause Autopilot to slam on brakes at high speed without warning in the middle of an Interstate Highway, putting lives of other drivers and passengers at risk." @nhtsagov @ca_dmv @secretarypete @gavinnewsom @SenMarkey @SenBlumenthal @SenGonzalez33 https://t.co/NQOwzhWohi
— Russ Mitchell (@russ1mitchell) February 15, 2023
ABC's write-upBREAKING: Moderna says it will keep its Covid vaccine free for all people in the U.S.—reversing course on its planned 400% price increase—one day after Bernie Sanders said he would force the CEO to testify.
— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) February 15, 2023
(Another AI use case: "Customers of Spotify's audiobook narration firm say that they were not adequately informed of a contract clause that they agreed to, that ultimately allowed Apple to use their voices in its AI training")Bullish on the potential for AI-assisted stock manipulation. Seems a good bullshit market and, after porn, a lot of significant tech booms have looked to Yahoo Finance message forums for inspo.
— Jason Goldman (@goldman) February 15, 2023
Out: Parents worried about their child’s pronouns.
— Choire.substack.com (@Choire) February 15, 2023
In: Parents worried about the paycheck their child is receiving to make TikToks with Russian and Chinese propaganda about Ukraine and Taiwan.https://t.co/47LXbhOo2Y
Rob Manfred was asked about the Padres' spending. pic.twitter.com/QxKCLZScFm
— Dennis Lin (@dennistlin) February 15, 2023
("Their investment in players has drawn the private ire of some team owners ever since Peter Seidler assumed the chairman’s role and the team began handing out big contracts in 2021. And last month, Rockies owner ... took the rare step of publicly questioning the wisdom of the Padres’ spending.")Interesting that the team that has spent a ridiculous amount of money getting the top free agents and building a community around the team in a small market is becoming substantially more profitable than other larger market teams that are not spending their payroll. https://t.co/xOOiSZRlwj
— Peter Labuza (@labuzamovies) February 15, 2023
Power Slap's Jon Kennedy suspended for cocaine use.
— MMAFighting.com (@MMAFighting) February 15, 2023
📰 https://t.co/0XQDGDznNI pic.twitter.com/0Z8Egjy8UK
This is why I designed these business cards a few years ago. https://t.co/TBmpRHRqiy pic.twitter.com/Q49vtmhpvd
— post-hipster runoff altbaguette //// 🪩 (@rinnyriot) January 21, 2023
A good doctor will make sure you’re drinking 6-8 sodas a day
— Laying Down (@tom_on_here) January 25, 2023
I think being really good at Instagram is actually kind of a moral failing
— jo (@theyarenotaboy2) January 25, 2023
“I don’t own a tv” people are the polar opposite of me. I think the height of luxury is having a tv in every room including the shower
— potato bun (@911wench) January 28, 2023
@wydsonia glad u are still alive and well🫡 #fyp #foryoupage ♬ original sound - ky
@keisharaees This will forever be my favorite travel moment #fyp #southafrica #traveltiktok #jessicathehippo ♬ original sound - CallmeBeba
@bellaazzata #frenchbulldog ♬ original sound - Bella
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