Scouting mom-and-pop fast food joints in Compton today, and holy crap this is the most epic drive-thru menu I have ever seen.
— nick carr // scout stories (@scoutwithnick) February 1, 2023
Literally as I was taking pictures inside, I heard the woman ask a car, "Do you want apple sauce with your pork chops? And syrup with the pancakes?" WOW. pic.twitter.com/k7X7kfOZ06
At least when Liz Truss was Prime Minister there were fresh vegetables to measure her time in office.
— Margaret Hodge (@margarethodge) February 23, 2023
(It's an article from the Telegraph. Every time I see something like this I find the writer and block them.)Why stop there? We could return the potato to the Americas! We could uninvent grain! pic.twitter.com/1MUgKAfXz1
— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) February 24, 2023
considering a lucrative new side gig as a tomato smuggler to supplement my tiny UK salary https://t.co/Yrr30Dzt1y
— csz (@cszabla) February 24, 2023
(The thread's about the Dominion Voting Systems lawsuit against Fox, which, so far at least, has shown some real teeth.)When I use the term "Fox," I mean the commercial arm of a political movement that has taken control of the Republican Party.
— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) February 19, 2023
The product is resentment news. Current ways to resent. Success in that market makes for political power. That's the Fox I know. A kind of machine. 9/
The people with 10+ Cybertruck preorders are NOT going to like this pic.twitter.com/GSx0YCOPIe
— Taylor Ogan (@TaylorOgan) February 23, 2023
(I've blocked so many accounts that I never saw the post he's referring to.)The social norms you're trying to appeal to aren't Elon's social norms, you're getting into arguments with Nazis at a cocktail party for Nazis
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) February 24, 2023
It’s so funny that they’re using an image of someone who needs to simply let something go but cant. https://t.co/B63QyfEC5y
— All Work & No Flicks Make Jack Somethin’ Somethin’ (@allflicker) February 24, 2023
Coming to a Little TV on a Gas Pump Near You: Pac-12 football. pic.twitter.com/naRVVeHSyz
— Boney Fuller (@boneyfuller) February 15, 2023
Damn the pitch clock is way bigger than I expected pic.twitter.com/krbJSde82M
— Gabe (@PlayoffTanaka_) February 24, 2023
Long story short: After I asked his agent about it, Ed Harris has asked the New Jersey Hall of Fame to remove the nonsensical quote attributed to him at the Jon Bon Jovi rest stop. He did not say “Acting is like scoring a touchdown.” https://t.co/JDpatec38R
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) February 23, 2023
I cannot even begin to explain how Socrates, Plato and Aristotle (somehow not in that order) are included in the NJ HOF. Illinois State professor Keith Pluymers was nice enough to tell me: This is a real concept in their work! The quote appears to be a NJ HOF original, however. pic.twitter.com/5KFAkNqwtc
— Dan McQuade (@dhm) February 23, 2023
I get why they did it, but it’s a bummer the Mario Kart model in the queue got covered by a cage. #SuperNintendoWorld pic.twitter.com/jHk5U8hyHu
— Guy Selga (@guyselga) February 24, 2023
— Compañero 🤝 (@Popple_Vuh) January 30, 2023
Strawberry Souffle as a chips flavor falls under the category of why-flavors. I just don't quite get it. pic.twitter.com/1gfNqrJGHY
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) February 1, 2023
Jedi accountant “I see here Qui-gon purchased one …boy on Tatooine. Wait that can’t be right.”
— Pug🐾 🐛 🥫 (@pugmane) January 31, 2023
this person’s fridge has me at my breaking point. THE FRAMED PHOTO. the pOTTED PLANTS pic.twitter.com/cCq2jGceXI
— chelsea! (@chlsprry) January 29, 2023
thinking about the man who got on the red line this weekend and shouted “ALL ABOARD THE TURTLE TRAIN” then held up 2 live turtles and started trying to sell them
— josh vredevoogd (@jawshv) January 31, 2023
@big.talons The baby insists Michael likes the blueberries… So let’s talk about owls being OBLIGATE CARNIVORES! Owls — specifically Eurasian Eagle Owls like Michael eat a diet of day old baby chicks, mice, rats, bunnies and the list goes on. Not only does she eat these things, when she starts to eat them normally she cracks the skull first (and it’s LOUD) and then disembowels them, leaving a bloody fur / feather mess everywhere. That produces a giant pellet that she leaves wherever she wants and probably 8 MASSIVE poops, too. It’s not for the faint of heart or someone with a weak stomach, and every time she eats you have to be ready to disinfect and clean the mess. #cuteanimals #owl #foryou ♬ original sound - Alura & Michael
@theanimalpad Meet Olaf. He may not be a doodle, but he was one of the 111 dogs we recently rescued from a bad breeding situation in baja. The breeder said she kept him on the property to “protect” the rest of the dogs— the ones that were making her money. The ironic part is that this dog wouldn’t hurt a fly and is afraid of everything. Still, to us, he is perfect. He’s come a long way but has a long way to go. Olaf is looking for a patient and loving foster or forever home who will work on his leash skills (lol) and give him paw kisses. Please help share this Great Pyrenees gentle giant so he can find the home he deserves. 💚 Disclaimer: Olaf’s Moving Crew™️ is available within a 50 mile radius of San Diego. Free delivery.
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