Cashing in all my Chipotle Points for the perfect reward. pic.twitter.com/sntAOIhbWi
— Dan White (@atdanwhite) October 18, 2022
A couple of VRChat worlds where you fly in the cockpits of military jets have started adding balloons to shoot down 🛩️🎈 pic.twitter.com/iTNAkquvyM
— Brad Lynch (@SadlyItsBradley) February 12, 2023
They're .... They're not shooting down all those weather balloons to stop us from getting plume data for the Ohio dioxin drift... .... Are they?
— UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance (@FalconryFinance) February 13, 2023
There are no more grand narratives; instead, what we have are a multitude of overlapping and partially incompatible narratives from whence a semblance of truth must be carefully sifted by those daring enough to venture out on the information superhighway https://t.co/lYI2I1gnXr
— Discursive anomalies, esq (@sargoth) February 12, 2023
The QTs and replies are amazing
— Mike Black (@MikeBlack114) February 12, 2023
Half "well as an org you treat people like utter dogshit and still have a discrimination problem what did you think would happen," half "BACK IN MY DAY WE RECRUITED KLAN MEMBERS AND THAT WAS THE GOOD ARMY GO WOKE GO BROKE" https://t.co/1YFHWBy7WK
Imagine how badass this sounds to Patrick Mahomes right now, the ambient echoes of Rhianna’s voice vibrating the walls of his soul just as the pharmacy they dumped into his veins takes hold
— L Ron Mexico (@LRonMexico) February 13, 2023
(Here's my Mastodon handle)are you kidding the return of forum admin meltdowns is something that should be celebrated as proof that the internet is beginning to work as it should again https://t.co/aEtXCMF6nQ
— K'eeg (@armormodechang) February 11, 2023
ENGINEER 1: your engagement is tanking bc you're less popular
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) February 12, 2023
ELON: you're fired
ENGINEER 2: your engagement is tanking... because.. uh... you're TOO popular
ELON: i like this guy pic.twitter.com/HNbBeE4ncv
It is pretty funny that with all that visible straining to try to get his stolen memes and botched dad jokes to catch on, the only content of his to really organically go viral is "concerning" and "looking into it"
— Christina Holland 🐀 (@americanwombat) February 12, 2023
I was just thinking this. Imagine a $800/mo tier for Twitter Ultra Blue and it guarantees you one reply from Elon per month and your profile has sparklers on it for the whole day https://t.co/orYyX7eLQd
— Jason Goldman (@goldman) February 12, 2023
I'm amazed making ads unblockable wasn't one of the first steps. Accounts must know how likely it is they'll be blocked or muted for injecting an ad, right?Although the best odds are that you won't be able to block Twitter Blue subscribers.
— Franklin Stove Expropriator (@agraybee) February 12, 2023
why is 100th day of school a thing
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) February 11, 2023
why am I about to hot glue 100 googly eyes onto a shirt
smfh pic.twitter.com/GDNiXmotZZ
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) February 11, 2023
This was his giant black jacket btwWhere is Kyle Kuzma going after the game?
— 3030 (@jose3030) February 12, 2023
Wrong Answers Only. pic.twitter.com/qPXe83eqGF
pro wrestlers really are a different breed cuz where else are you gonna get a guy elbowdropping another guy through a table from 7 ft in the air in his brother's memory while commentary goes 'it's what he would have wanted'. and yeah, i can believe it's what he would have wanted
— ixura (@yixura) January 26, 2023
How to handle a horseshoe crabNew life goal just dropped pic.twitter.com/MaydW4QYns
— Miriam Goldstein (@MiriamGoldste) January 24, 2023
This is so cute 🥺 pic.twitter.com/grcKQSX8Q7
— paint pig (@GrrlGhost) January 24, 2023
TEST YOUR BALANCE is an exclusive mini game in the ps vita version of MK9! Basically, If you can't keep your balance by tilting the vita left to right, you will fall to your death. This one has to be my favourite death trap!@noobde #MortalKombat pic.twitter.com/q50vDMQKAt
— The POor guy (@the_poorguy) January 24, 2023
This is a very cool cinematic introduction to a character in Sam Raimi's The Quick and the Dead. pic.twitter.com/q1FFo9oWH5
— Will McCrabb (@mccrabb_will) January 24, 2023
@cereusbat oh, bother 😰 #americarunsondunkin #dunkindonuts #winniethepooh #badday #noahkahanhomesick #immeanbecauseigrewupinnewengland #newenglandcheck #drivethru #crimescene #northernattitude ♬ Homesick - Noah Kahan
@videogamesandtoys Super Nintendo World Social media vs Reality. 😂🍄 #supernintendoworld #supernintendo #universalstudioshollywood ♬ original sound - Videogamesandtoys
@maddie_chen hour 2 of 14 down👍🥲 #ucdavis ♬ original sound - maddie chen
@frankie_and_calvin_dogs #dog #dogsoftiktok #shihtzusoftiktok #petsoftiktok #petlovers #funnydog #shihzu #shihtzulovers #fyp #fy ♬ original sound - Odie the Miniature Pinscher
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