February 16, 2023
watching Microsoft stock fall moderately today and starting to imagine the headlines if they build this half-baked tech into Word and it starts writing out Mein Kampf or instructions for bathtub napalm pic.twitter.com/7tgFwKv3hK— Jon Christian (@Jon_Christian) February 16, 2023
Journalists have always been drawn to public figures who say stupid or outrageous things to get headlines.— Russell Brandom (@russellbrandom) February 16, 2023
With chatbots, we're finally automating that process.
$1.37 Billion: DraftKings net loss in 2022.— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 16, 2023
$1.52 Billion: DraftKings net loss in 2021.
Minnesota State Sen. John Jasinski (R) argues against legalizing marijuana because it will result in early retirement for drug-sniffing dogs: "The police dog discussion ... that's a big issue." pic.twitter.com/gnYEQKmhhb— Heartland Signal (@HeartlandSignal) February 16, 2023
“The $15,500 fine represents ‘a penalty of $500 for each of the 31 basketballs found to have been overinflated’” https://t.co/q15zqdqJQG— Dan McQuade (@dhm) February 15, 2023
36 y/o coworker blasting the spotify phonk playlist in the breakroom: have u ever heard of garfieldcore— friedrich nichijou (@weadhitter) January 26, 2023
me eating panera sandwich: [mutters] $15. this shit was $15 and it's just something i coulda made at home, but with pretend ingredients from a clown nightmare. [speaks up] No.
Having my tailor let my wallet out a little because I’ve gotten richer recently— Cameron Bradford (@camerobradford) January 25, 2023
the vibes are just not right at any CVS location— amy et al. (@peachofababy) April 12, 2021
@makwaters Wait til the end! 🤫 #teachersoftiktok ♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show
@disneyfoodiern Sydney?! 🐟 #findingnemothemusical #findingnemo #animalkingdom #disneyworld #distok #distokfam #disneytiktok #disney@disneyparks #sydney #disney ♬ original sound - Michele
@overtime Dont u hit me 😡 #sheep #funnyanimals #shoutoutot ♬ original sound - theo
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