— Paul M (@katamaridumassy) February 1, 2023
If you’re not doing anything wrong why are you worried that the balloon is spying on you?
— Daniel Radosh (@danielradosh) February 4, 2023
We are aware of the video shared on Twitter and claims of a “massive explosion” over Billings. However, our PD, Fire & airport have NOT been called to any incidents related to this video and there haven’t been any plane crashes picked up on radar #ChineseSpyBalloon #spyballoon
— City of Billings (@BillingsMT) February 4, 2023
Those TV news staffers who harass people after they upload interesting videos are bad enough, but it's hilarious that this TV station just sent some lady unsolicited paperwork to fill out https://t.co/qnWT5ozUNM
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) February 4, 2023
House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer to Fox News: "My concern is that the federal government doesn't know what's in that balloon. Is that bioweapons in that balloon? Did that balloon take off from Wuhan?" pic.twitter.com/0r9JmBl4zo
— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) February 3, 2023
chinese spy balloon spotted floating over montana, giving all the yellowstone bears havana syndrome
— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) February 3, 2023
How would Trump have handled the balloon, might be one of the great what ifs of the 2020s https://t.co/sKTc6eEOH4
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 3, 2023
The Constitution demands that Biden must drag the balloon’s carcass into the well of the House for the State of the Union
— Jason Goldman (@goldman) February 3, 2023
CAPTURE THE SPY BALLOON AND MAKE IT THE TRIBUTE IN THE MACY'S DAY PARADE
— Alex Thomas (@AlexThomas) February 3, 2023
Maybe the very last twitter bot created will be ChineseBalloonSpyTracker, keeping us updated in real time.
— John Wiseman (@lemonodor) February 4, 2023
I think Netflix lost the plot way back when they disabled the ability to take screenshots of their content that people could meme and share online easily for free marketing.
— Stephen Ford (@StephenSeanFord) February 1, 2023
If there isn't a word for this, there should be. And it should be sensationalized like the stupid "quiet quitting" concept was. Companies no longer care about making things more accessible, convenient or exciting - it's all about stripping back on that stuff to make bigger profit https://t.co/B333Z5oJoq
— Darren Vogt (@darrenvogtart) February 2, 2023
Honestly the real grift right now (and for the last few years) is spinning up a thing that is just glorified rng and calling it AI so nobody will shut the fuck up about it.
— Fujoshi's Island (@Dauragon) February 3, 2023
Twitter is reportedly emailing businesses offering gold check mark verification for $1000 PER MONTH!
— Matt Navarra (@MattNavarra) February 3, 2023
And affiliate account verification for $50 each per month pic.twitter.com/hohTPKLKdi
Dallas police say a man has been arrested in the case of the two monkeys that were taken from the Dallas Zoo after he was spotted near the animal exhibits at an aquarium in the city. https://t.co/LgqQxb0VE6
— The Associated Press (@AP) February 3, 2023
MJ for sure got a documentary in the vault to drop it on LeBron's retirement day https://t.co/Mrh6ZIfLTa
— Gifdsports (@gifdsports) February 2, 2023
A woman is auctioning off sand from the “exact” spot Tom Brady announced his retirement from on eBay.
— Front Office Sports (@FOS) February 4, 2023
Bids have now reached $15,500. pic.twitter.com/P2J50qh8hd
The ability to perceive this building means you have been pre-selected as an applicant for the Federal Bureau of Control. Please respond to this call within three REM cycles. https://t.co/VCcEAdY8yp
— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) January 15, 2023
#Gigantamax #Tinkaton : Falsely charging both Pokescrap hammer and Tinkaton itself, the Pokemon becomes imbued with multiple layers of gigantamax energy; expending said colossal energy not in attacks but in holding back its true power. pic.twitter.com/80oC3dA0qk
— !QAZ (Comms OPEN 4/5) (@QAZtheArtist) January 14, 2023
Diabolical https://t.co/vg7WHqI7ZE
— Mike Gray (@mikegray79) January 15, 2023
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