throwback to when this vending machine in the gym at my old apartment had The GRONK Button, puzzling me for years pic.twitter.com/lwXpCX6tR3
— V-Animator 🧪👻 (@fartcrab420) February 5, 2023
I wonder why they chose to make a crypto influencer award in the shape of a pyramid. pic.twitter.com/2aeWvHLRPj
— Bitfinex’ed 🔥🐧 Κασσάνδρα 🏺 (@Bitfinexed) February 6, 2023
I predict we have under six months before the Tories announce replacing government services with ChatGPT
— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon) February 8, 2023
In the execerpt he says he's focusing "on culture"New Suns owner Mat Ishbia said at introductory news conference that there’s no role for Isiah “at this time” … referring to Isiah Thomas. But Ishbia, asked twice to clarify, did not close door on Hall of Famer eventually joining staff: “There’s a role for anyone in the future.” https://t.co/mi6xEIXOr1
— Chris Haynes (@ChrisBHaynes) February 8, 2023
If you start using the suns on 2k now ur the problem
— chet holmgren (@ChetHolmgren) February 9, 2023
hunger games ass government pic.twitter.com/E5jmbwvzSb
— Mac (@GoodPoliticGuy) February 8, 2023
they’re so entrenched in their own christian supremacist fantasy they think kids want to worship something https://t.co/PACc6seolh
— 𝘦𝘮 🧍🏻♀️ (@cooIboobs) February 6, 2023
For your consideration:
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) February 9, 2023
- Way of Water Submarine Voyage
- The Treehouse of Souls
- Colonel Quaritch's Runaway Railway
I’m in the future and Twitter is awesome there.
— Peter Kafka (@pkafka) February 8, 2023
Typed this from my self-driving car btw. My self-driving car on Mars.
If that man wanted to overpay for a shitshow and run it into the ground he could’ve just bought the Wolves
— myles brown (@mdotbrown) February 8, 2023
"Women get bored with Leonardo DiCaprio about when they hit their mid-20s" is an objectively funnier explanation.
— linkshund (@linkshund) February 7, 2023
when i ask god to give me a sign pic.twitter.com/fQv6itvpxo
— nicole (@digitlartifacts) December 3, 2022
When I was about 12 I became a Foreman on a Minecraft server that was building a 1-to-1 scale replica of Middle Earth. They gave me a team of corvée laborers and I’d have them dig ditches, redirect canals etc. This was something you did in the Qing Dynasty in like 1895
— Isaac Wilks (@wilks_isaac) January 29, 2023
ドイツには14年間毎日、1頭だけで散歩する白馬がいる。それにはこんな理由が… もとは飼い主が乗馬して散歩していたが、高齢でそれが困難になったので一人で散歩。 顔には「家出ではありません散歩中です」の札も。地域もそれを受け入れていて14年間トラブルはないそう。 pic.twitter.com/t6T8R3z5yx
— もふもふ動画 (@tyomateee2) January 16, 2023
The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents
— Peter Yang (@petergyang) January 15, 2023
with people talking about animorphs recently, I was reminded of this drawing I did in 2016 I think? depicting a scene from the andalite chronicles pic.twitter.com/17lkURpMln
— Brandon B. 🧙♂️ (@drawbrandondraw) January 31, 2023
My boss asked me to email him an "e" with an accent above it
— Will niedmann (@willniedmann) January 17, 2023
Kevin Nash used to get shit for having dinners with the middle aged women in his fan club but it's the most based thing a wrestler did. pic.twitter.com/eZg0A64fH9
— Windom Du Bois (@sexwithsunra) January 16, 2023
having a cat is great. every day i'm like 'how did i live life before this.' i mean yes the crime rate in my house is up like 40,000% percent. but. worth it for the new experiences every day with this guy.
— Premee Mohamed (@premeesaurus) January 17, 2023
@baixue5201 ♬ original sound - user8170918618980
@xedep8888 bác tài xế và chú cún dễ thương 🥰#xecontainer #xetai #truck #xuhuong #leanontiktok #thucung🔔 ♬ Sweet but psycho(抖音完整版) - 苏瞳
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