Goodnight Chinese spy balloon pic.twitter.com/0GAYNotLZn
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 3, 2023
(A long write-up on how we could shoot it down, why we might not want to, and other recent balloon incidents.)Since "Chinese Spy Balloon" is trending: In 1945, the crew of USS New York spotted a sphere that they thought might be a Japanese balloon weapon. The captain ordered it shot down but none of the guns could score a hit. Finally, a navigator realized they were attacking Venus. pic.twitter.com/aKwedtrr2G
— U.S. Naval Institute (@NavalInstitute) February 3, 2023
The Chinese-built light rail network in Ethiopia’s capital is on the brink of collapse, with only a fifth of its trains still in service seven years after its launch. Just eight of the line’s 41 trains are operational and the network needs a $60m revamphttps://t.co/04EmVW099A
— Alexis Akwagyiram (@alexisak) February 2, 2023
#BREAKING: In honor of #BlackHistoryMonth Miami Mayor Ponzi Postalita Francis Suarez just unveiled a Black History police cruiser with images of Africa all over it. #BecauseMiami pic.twitter.com/Mo5QYHeUVU
— Because Miami (@BecauseMiami) February 2, 2023
Customer: I WANT TO MAKE A COOL TWITTER BOT THAT TWEETS CA DMV PLATE REQS
— Dillon 🏳️🌈 (@Delibird444) February 2, 2023
Musk: I CAN'T EVEN PAY THE RENT FOR TWITTER OFFICES
Verdict: DENIED
(Is this going to kill the genuinely useful earthquake report bots?) (He's sort of walking it back)Can't wait for conservative super pacs to expense thousands of twitter bots in order to spread vaccine misinformation and transphobia as we head into 2024 🤡 Because really, who else could twitter possibly be hoping to court with this new policy and absurd pricing structure 😐
— Jen Bartel (@heyjenbartel) February 2, 2023
So in order to make ad-share money from Tweeting... you have to pay $8/mo... hmmmm so you have to pay.... to earn.... hmmmm.... pic.twitter.com/LJ3R5Ca48K
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) February 3, 2023
wow they really did get the movie https://t.co/76DwqoD9DM
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) February 2, 2023
Get some real friends. This loose network of gossipy ambition monsters will stab you in the back for fifty cents a word. You can all do better! I believe in you.
— kang (@jaycaspiankang) February 2, 2023
Caption contest. What is happening here @kadiagoba ?? https://t.co/qlvKlFj1QY
— Ben Smith (@semaforben) February 2, 2023
DIRTIEST NUT SHOT SINCE CHRIS PAUL pic.twitter.com/gQRZYMKqih
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) February 3, 2023
Spida: "Quite frankly I've been busting his ass for years"
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) February 3, 2023
(via @CavsInsider_FN) pic.twitter.com/IqspDCpKYl
he was the last active player to have appeared in a PS1 game.
— Luke Plunkett (@LukePlunkett) February 1, 2023
(madden 01 and 02 also came out on the N64, but he was so far down the patriots depth chart he didn't make the roster on those) https://t.co/zkL31MgiYi
Wife: I just wish you would open up and tell me what you’re thinking.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 16, 2023
Me: OK, in the $1.50 Costco hotdog combo do you think the hot dog is $1 and the drink is $.50 or both $.75?
Saw an old girlfriend at the grocery store so I put a couple of 18 count egg cartons in my cart so she could see how rich I am now.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 14, 2023
Woke up before the sun and built a fire. I won’t brag about it on the rival dad group chat but when they wake up and see the smoke from my chimney, they will know they were bested.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 14, 2023
Told a rival dad I would be happy to come help him take down his Christmas tree or at least show him how to unplug the lights.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 29, 2023
A rival dad told me one of my tires looked low in front of some other dads so I pressure washed a small but visible corner of his driveway to show him what it could look like.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 31, 2023
I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but faking a kayak surfing video as an excuse to dump my kayak in the @unitygames SF office the day before my flight back to CPH is one of my better ones…@htcvive https://t.co/Vu0pqUPy66
— 🌈Julie Heyde (@JulieHeyde) January 15, 2023
California Zephyr Train 6 which departed Emeryville (EMY) on 1/30 is currently experiencing
— Amtrak Alerts (@AmtrakAlerts) January 31, 2023
How is it that man can be watching darts & suddenly hear the crowd chant:
— GunnerKing (@GunnerKing14) December 23, 2022
🎵🎶 Tottenham get battered everywhere they go🎵🎶
Howwwwwling! 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀 pic.twitter.com/4jTgSGOtPT
Every Friday the 13th film after the first one is a different spooky campfire story told by the newest camp counsellor at Camp Crystal Lake each summer. Each story is inspired by the real killings of the first film and the rumours of Jason’s ghost, as seen by the lone survivor.
— Trevor Henderson (@slimyswampghost) February 1, 2023
we’re kind of missing the point of the prometheus myth, 👏 his 👏 liver 👏 regenerates👏 it’s the original detox cleanse, we can imagine him happy because he is free of toxins
— 👻 the ghost of christmas creep 👻 (@glitterpee) February 1, 2023
a twitter account dedicated entirely to relaying pics and videos of food that is too hard https://t.co/R3YRvN7aWo
— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) January 13, 2023
Rare Star Wars deleted scene, recreated.
— Garrett Gilchrist (@TygerbugGarrett) January 13, 2023
Spent the better part of a month on this. May still tweak it further. Will provide more info about sources later. This involved a lot of frame by frame animation, about once per second, and some low quality sources.https://t.co/Ap1HxckQwb pic.twitter.com/2diZt2PBBh
All three Greedos (Rodians) are visible in the CGI Jabba versions from 1997 and 2004, although less so. Jabba takes up a lot of space onscreen.
— Garrett Gilchrist (@TygerbugGarrett) January 14, 2023
@nursethrasher6 I still can't decide if he loves me or hates me lol. #dogsoftiktok #germanshepherd #offdutyk9 #policefamily ♬ Mother I crave violence - Sketch 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@dracosweeney I need some answers 😭💀
♬ have of yall not even big chile - 🆘
@adventuringwithnala Nala flops right into position
♬ original sound - Chris and Nala
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