Happy Monday! Here is every known character that survived Jabba’s sail barge explosion:https://t.co/S9YUOiYyV1 pic.twitter.com/z85SAN1SRp
— Star Wars Explained (@StarWarsExplain) September 18, 2023
Somehow it's now official Government policy to stop my Council making sure I have a GP, dentist and shop too close to my home. https://t.co/0P28efVUGa pic.twitter.com/7VnqvGA4wv
— Ben P🦉 (@__BP__) September 30, 2023
I’ve been on maternity leave only five months but my brain cannot comprehend taking a bold stance against being able to walk to a local shop. Why is this a vote winner? What am I missing?
— Jessica Elgot is on maternity leave (@jessicaelgot) September 30, 2023
I messed up.. I bought a random grocery store and told a random person I’d give him $10,000 everyday he lives in it and it’s been weeks and he shows no signs of ever leaving. I’m gonna go broke 😭
— MrBeast (@MrBeast) September 29, 2023
I blacked out the windows and locked it haha
— MrBeast (@MrBeast) September 29, 2023
Lakers jerseys have been consistently horrendousAnd if you’re gonna have a thousand jerseys and dilute team identity you could at least have some cool ones. Nike is batting .010 since taking over https://t.co/MswxtDRM9K
— familia bedelia (@lesterfreamon) September 30, 2023
why the FUCK isn't there a Midgar Manager game???? simcity but you run midgar. manage the budget to most efficiently oppress the citizenry. all the executives like heidegger and scarlet and palmer are your advisors. reeve calling you up to complain every time you do a war crime pic.twitter.com/UCDnkzOKs3
— Woodaba X-2 (@Woodabris) September 29, 2023
trader joes employee who was trained to flirt with me: don’t you love when it’s apple season 🥰
— shirt (@waivemyfee) September 28, 2023
me constantly scanning for threats: i can tell you the corolla outside has expired plates. the guy in aisle 2 bought 10 bananas. the lady behind me in line is Mad at me
the dog im staying with in my dorm apparently only barks at dudes and he didnt bark at me
— Aurora 🏳️⚧️ (@SpectralAurora_) August 19, 2023
trans inclusionary radical dog pic.twitter.com/iYzYYTvSWo
crisis core making the buster sword a storied weapon of immense personal importance to multiple characters really makes it so funny that cloud throws it away literally as soon as he can in ffvii
— sorrel (@sorrelquest) September 15, 2023
i do not want to augment games with the power of the cloud. i want to play burnout 3
— yuuko from nichijou (@headfallsoff) September 19, 2023
A banana-loving alligator named Atagawa Banio is the mascot for Atagawa Tropical Alligator Garden (a botanical garden and zoo in Japan). Touch his banana for good luck. pic.twitter.com/3ZNtw9WlZI
— Mondo Mascots (@mondomascots) September 19, 2023
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