Today's news and jokes

skeleton, demons, etc pic.twitter.com/aiudeTWuoK

— alex 🐀 (@tinysnekcomics) October 28, 2023

you see a fool going straight up barkley mode on some five year olds at a Chinese primary school. But me? I see America's Next Presidenthttps://t.co/7t3GqLkHKL

— ཊལབསརངཧ (@David_Rudnick) October 29, 2023

NYC Dem Justin Brannan faces ouster from Italian caucus unless he fights for Columbus https://t.co/vGUjowh2ex pic.twitter.com/qpjjzwx2LH

— New York Post Metro (@nypmetro) October 28, 2023

From November 12, 2023, Microsoft will no longer allow unauthorized third-party accessories to be used with its Xbox consoles.

According to sources, MS plans to expand its program for approved third-party wireless Xbox controllers.
https://t.co/jOmO8lze7n pic.twitter.com/mZfVRvodv0

— Wario64 (@Wario64) October 30, 2023

Colorado Players Claim Jewelry Stolen From Locker Room During UCLA Loss | Click to read more 👇 https://t.co/F57XbhjeYD

— TMZ (@TMZ) October 30, 2023

"The UCLA athletic department confirmed that a report was filed to the Pasadena Police Department"

The NFL has ordered Houston to cease the usage of Oilers-inspired alternates, citing trademark infringement.
(h/t @HoustonChron) pic.twitter.com/ka1v0ZwqQf

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) October 30, 2023

"'Oilers history is Titans history,' franchise owner Amy Adams Strunk said earlier this year."

21 punts in Giants-Jets with 12+ minutes to go

— Gregg Rosenthal (@greggrosenthal) October 29, 2023

A++ title game pic.twitter.com/84RYoffEdj

— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) October 23, 2023

👀😍 Western Kentucky will feature 7 versions of “Big Red” on its helmet Tuesday vs. Liberty. Each position group will wear different helmet decal 👀 pic.twitter.com/A2yqcP73Gw

— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) October 20, 2023

https://t.co/Lxy2G5xMiG pic.twitter.com/1EWM6e567k

— g-g-g-gia (@giapet) October 19, 2023

For our money, TV doesn’t get much better than this public access show from Massachusetts called “Chatting About Halloween” pic.twitter.com/uSF4WGWemr

— Found Footage Fest (@foundfootage) October 27, 2023

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