Once had a Professor leave the room so we could rate him but before he left he put up a slideshow of his kids lol pic.twitter.com/YJvsQaMZJ6— Collin (@CMG_WV) September 5, 2023
"genuine cause for celebration" vs. "you’d think some really, really, shockingly good news about the job market would give Americans’ spirits a boost. It won’t."
Left: After 330,000 jobs are added under Biden— Jeremy Slevin (@jeremyslevin) October 6, 2023
Right: After 178,000 jobs are added under Trump pic.twitter.com/RETnka8vWU
Podcast ads 10 years ago: Dear listener, everything is pretty good. A sock and underwear subscription, and you'll be complete. Also you can buy mattresses online now! Neat!— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) September 28, 2023
Today: Turns out gambling is your only chance to make it. Try computer therapy in the meantime. Gambling.
Las Vegas - Security at a hardware store on E. Charleston responding to the parking lot - report of a group of prostitutes standing in front of the store exposing themselves to customers and trying to lure men into a nearby van— Sin City Alerts (@SinCityAlerts) October 6, 2023
when my dentist gave me laughing gas for the first time i was so high i spent the appt thinking of how to impress her. the best i could come up with was asking her “do you see me as just a mouth and teeth or am i a person to you?” i was like this is so deep she’s gonna freak— sarah hagi (@KindaHagi) September 26, 2023
If Microsoft Edge has the confidence to ask you to be your default browser...— Nat Miletic (@natmiletic) September 25, 2023
You should have the confidence to pursue your goals and dreams!
imagine doing something stupid and you end up in a law school book for the rest of time— Matt Margolis (@ItsMattsLaw) September 24, 2023
@swamp_ghoul Things you only think about in a museum and an operating room #emergencyalert #emergencyalertsystem #museumtok #museum ♬ Nostalgia. - Janneksplace
@ryrysoopafly Glad that I'm safe in case of an emergency 👷♂️🚿🦺 #safetyfirst👍 #shower #oshaapproved ♬ Raining Blood - Album Version - Slayer
mans living in 2035♬ Cyberpunk2077, Pt. II - Süleyman Pulat
Angry baby♬ nhạc nền - ANNK
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