Friday, February 16, 2024

Funny answer to the question of what job you'd have if you served on the Pequod

Defector read Moby Dick, and the staff answered that question:

Sabrina Imbler: I would be whatever kind of crew member gets to stick both of my hands, Amélie-style, into the vat of spermaceti. I recently got into recreational slimes through TikTok, and spermaceti is the ultimate slime. Lathering up my grabbers with the boys, holding hands in the glistening vat, now that’s the life for me!