— laura 🦠 (@ecto_fun) February 12, 2024
you're fasting for lent, I'm furiousing for lent; we are not the same
— JRR Jokien (@joshcarlosjosh) February 13, 2024
The verdict from #NY03 is clear: Suburban voters want Joe Biden to be even older.
— David Weigel (@daveweigel) February 14, 2024
The article features several images from the testgetting a dishwashing job at Olive Garden now requires a personality test from an AI company where you respond to more than 60 slides featuring a blue alien called Ash https://t.co/FStRfA6TmD
— Emanuel Maiberg (@emanuelmaiberg) February 13, 2024
“Singapore-based Shein ditched a number of suppliers based in southern China last year after auditors found they had been violating the company’s certification standards…Many of those suppliers responded by switching to selling items on Temu” https://t.co/77kwNJgYhb
— Emily Feng 冯哲芸 (@EmilyZFeng) February 13, 2024
Incredible quote: “Reports suggest at least one top editor was making over $900,000 in annual salary… Asked about that number, Finkelstein said, "He wasn't making it for a long time" https://t.co/nrfGsvKshk
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 13, 2024
Wikipedia. ("Burk Sharpless"'s imdb has a prominent link at the top listing two award nominations. Click through to see, yes, for Razzies.)Man, the screenwriting duo for Madame Web have had an absolutely historic run pic.twitter.com/nF2qhobHYf
— Will Mavity (@mavericksmovies) February 13, 2024
Super 7 should have limited the Cobra Mothership to just a handfulThe guys at @lcgauctions say their next auction will have a G.I. Joe USS Flagg playset, which is the Holy Grail of G.I. Joe.
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) February 13, 2024
It is graded 85 by AFA, which is the best condition ever offered of this product.
Wouldn’t be surprised to see this top $75,000. pic.twitter.com/5HhEh67Z7h
The Kirk Cousins curse lives on. pic.twitter.com/SYZk7TOJC9
— ≋𝘿≋ (@VikingsDynasty) February 12, 2024
You never met Harkonnens before. I have. They’re not human. They're brutal! pic.twitter.com/PkyRliaJWj
— Paul Muad’Dib (@trygraptor) February 12, 2024
Anthony Edwards mentioned that Rudy Gobert cussed team out at halftime
— Law Murray ❤️🔥 (@LawMurrayTheNU) February 13, 2024
“English or French?”
Ant: “English. We don’t know French.”
Was just in New Orleans a week ago, but had to come to HOUSTON to see this pic.twitter.com/OzAX86J7lT
— Law Murray 🧽 (@LawMurrayTheNU) January 13, 2024
Dilapidated cryogenics billboard is like environmental storytelling you'd find in the Fallout games pic.twitter.com/kTvU9dEjB4
— CO Area Garfield Fan Club 🐈 (@GarfieldFansWI) January 12, 2024
FYIhttps://t.co/qTYtGMc3o2 pic.twitter.com/Rmyf0EpMVg
— Jennifer (@JLap64) December 14, 2023
Me as a wife pic.twitter.com/ArAdMZESFx
— mrs papaw (@mrsballs69) January 13, 2024
Told my 6yo boy about my grandpa, who lived a very hard life (Red Army eastern front, Holocaust, etc)
— Misha Saul (@misha_saul) January 14, 2024
He reflected sombrely and responded:
“I’ve also lived a very hard life”
Despite our pleading, Dopey, our Eastern Screech Owl, politely declined picking a winner of the Super Bowl. She says she’d prefer to use her clairvoyant skills for good instead (when she’ll be getting her next mouse-dinner) pic.twitter.com/Nnq0Ul6iIO
— Blue Ridge Wildlife Center (@BRWildlifeCtr) February 11, 2024
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