Monday, May 5, 2025

Today's news and jokes

seems impossible to make a potato threatening but here we are

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— Elle (@elleisanisland.bsky.social) July 27, 2024 at 2:37 PM
























Imagining the VIPs for ours, if it happens...







We are, yes, working with her. But that doesn’t mean she uhh (sweating) is uhhh, working, with us,

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— sara hinkley (@boneysoups.bsky.social) May 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Has there ever, ever been an easier form of protest

























("His salary is more than $1 million a year")







So now you have to pay extra for a charger, headphones, storage, and the battery itself? And a new phone doesn't even include a free month of Arcade or TV anymore?







Wikipedia saysa the same thing







“i refuse to live in fear” i say as I enable location services so I can collect pikmin while swimming to canada

— AYolland (@ayolland.bsky.social) May 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
(Did they ever add anything resembling gameplay?)







BBC News got the reaction of one person for their story on the GTA 6 delay, and it's the most perfect collection of thoughts of all time.

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— John Walker - Industry Analcyst (@botherer.bsky.social) May 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM








A write-up







(This is before it gets super hot)







Haven't heard too much about the magic bats lately--just this incredibly weak writing concluding it's "not fool's gold."















































@skincarebycarin The one with the nose posted by the door is soju and mango is on his left 🤣. They lurve their mama #goldenretrievers #goldenretrieversoftiktok #dogsoftiktokviral #pup ♬ Welp, Didn't Expect That - Yu-Peng Chen & HOYO-MiX




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