Today's news and jokes

noah renting a place out and buying the whole cast dinner, versus cody then renting out a yacht for the cast to go on, and then 50 cent outdoing them both by renting out an amusement park, is so damn funny to me 😭😭 https://t.co/F56nBH7r6q

— ethan 🏳️‍⚧️ (@dashingxcodys) October 15, 2026

Callina Liang as Chun-Li posing for ‘STREET FIGHTER.’ Read our review: https://t.co/IK5DIxdJ4u https://t.co/0NDfYinr6j

— Nexus Point News (@NexusPointNews) October 15, 2026

The airport in Riyadh is ostensibly closed until Sunday, but evacuating dozens of planes for safekeeping elsewhere would seem to suggest it's not about to reopen anytime soon (nor should it, honestly) https://t.co/EucTocdxgq

— Gregg Carlstrom (@glcarlstrom) October 15, 2026

Now we can say it definitively. Elon Musk donated $158M to SLF. SLF donated $158M to Texas PAC. SLF is Texas PAC's only donor. Elon Musk is singlehandedly funding Texas PAC, which is boosting Ken Paxton. https://t.co/eHLmizuzjU

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) October 15, 2026

.@KatieZacharia is not a lawyer and has never been licensed to practice law. The @WSJ reports this evening that she took the California Bar Exam but failed. Nevertheless, Zacharia appeared on media programs for YEARS and repeatedly called herself a lawyer. Here's a super cut: https://t.co/EGbEAAnZVH

— Judd Legum (@JuddLegum) October 15, 2026

Poor thing probably doesn't know she has the right to remain silent.

— Covie (@covie_93) October 15, 2026

Nice lede

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— Joshua J. Friedman (@joshuajfriedman.com) October 15, 2026 at 6:48 PM

(In light of Pepperdine's passage rate, the follow up questions are just how bad her grades were, and whether she even actually took the bar)

Looks like the Dean of USC Law School deleted her post and is blocking those who pointed out her obvious error. https://t.co/aWeCo8wOip

— Jen (@ellewoodsgolfs) October 15, 2026

The entire account was deleted when I looked, so I can't confirm the USC Dean decided to take that stand on that topic. But on Instagram she describes herself as Mother of Dragons

Trouble in LA’s deep state: the union that represents managers in LA city government has listed a dead man as their political committee treasurer for 2+ years and failed to disclose tens of thousands of dollars in political donations. And the union is being sued over alleged “financial irregularities” including $3.7M in unpaid dues In today’s @LAMaterialNews >> https://t.co/0VT92uEcWI

— Matt Hamilton (@_hamilton_matt) October 15, 2026

Proudly listed as one her endorsements

Beside the point but why is she dressed like Lt. Saavik?

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— Bill Chambers (@flmfrkcentral.bsky.social) October 15, 2026 at 6:57 AM

The daughter of the Kansas Democrat running for governor responds to republican allegations of her practicing witchcraft on TikTok https://t.co/UTfLdEXUlP

— Organizermemes (@OrganizerMemes) October 14, 2026

(Her mom's campaign site (no witchcraft merch when I looked)(from a write-up of the attack: "Evil is maturing with the brotherhood, and it is rising to a level that is just in your face," [the republican] continued as a pianist played a contemplative melody beside him....The state senator had seemingly drawn his conclusions from a series of playful TikTok videos posted by [the democrat's] 20-year-old daughter..., who had shared clips of her and her mom brushing their teeth set to a song from the Wicked soundtrack.")

This is an actual reason why Bari Weiss’ CBS foreign editor told staff that they could not include reporting on Netanyahu receiving advance warning of a Hamas attack before Oct 7. The astonishing tirade in @status.news www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...

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— Jon Passantino (@passantino.bsky.social) October 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM

Canter’s Deli, a Los Angeles institution that has been operating for nearly 100 years, is facing mounting financial pressure after its monthly electric bill soared to well over $34,000, up nearly $10,000 from just four months ago. Tap the link in our bio for more details. https://t.co/LTiBYKHiRm

— CBS LA (@CBSLosAngeles) October 13, 2026

When I looked, LADWP was suggesting the restaurant has infrastructure issues, including a possible water leak

There's boundary pushing and then there's making people argue on purpose to raise your cultural currency with idiots

— Kim O'Connor (@shallowbrigade) October 15, 2026

Singapore’s Grab is leveraging microdramas and games to keep users in the app https://t.co/HpLoUATy4Z

— Bloomberg (@business) October 13, 2026

("The ride-hailing giant admits insensitivity over the romcom series following complaints that it trivialised driver harassment")

Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there https://t.co/8wC00yTyzT

— Dakota The Astrowolf (@DakotaAstroWolf) October 11, 2026

I need a gallery of all the older coaches wearing the new Nike NBA team gear. 🤣🤣 I also need reporters that see them in it to start asking them how they feel about it. Will get some classic answers 🤣 https://t.co/YCdQMjlVOL

— Nate Jones (@JonesOnTheNBA) October 14, 2026

They say it takes a village https://t.co/Stb1fOJnd6

— Michael Vandevoort (@MichaelVande) October 14, 2026

Disney is going to buy Banana Ball right before the lockout and you’ll never be able to escape it

— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) October 15, 2026

The ultimate Vet Block from Davante Adams 😂 https://t.co/y0BdmpLKdB

— Coach Dan Casey (@CoachDanCasey) October 14, 2026

For my girlfriends birthday she wanted this baskin robbins ice cream cake but they only sell it in south korea so I made one for her lol https://t.co/xSIgsJqUi1

— izzy😼shakespeare of cannabis✍️ (@fatcatreviewz) October 8, 2026

I don’t know about you, but it’s apparently been a WILD day at my condo building. Trust me when I tell you that you are not prepared for this story arc. https://t.co/LvZLUizQ29

— Jacque Jo Bland (@jacquebland) October 13, 2026

love how everyone going to the 10pm Digger showing tomorrow night have arranged themselves on the central axis but slightly offset so they're not looking at the back of each other's heads 🥲 https://t.co/mYVNl2yVXJ

— m'aiq the digger🪏 (@euios_of_nysa) October 14, 2026

You look poor. The $2,000 mechanical birds are over there.

— Paul Schofield (@pschofie79) October 15, 2026

we could make mechanical birds more affordable if the government invested in automaton trade schools, built more housing so craftspeople can afford to pursue this noble trade, and lowered trade barriers with countries that also produce mechanical singing birds

— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) October 15, 2026 at 3:02 PM

@philliptheorangecat The lil dips 🥺😻 #cats #orangecat #catlife #catslovers #catsoftiktok ♬ Gary's Song - Spongebob Squarepants

@kirbytheween It literally took 30 minutes to get this cat out😭 #kirbytheween #dashhound #dogsoftiktok #crazycat ♬ original sound - funny dog tiktok

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