Ten funny tweets

Shaq entering mosh pit is the funniest thing I’ve seen today 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/gzTSUmnoaI

— Bryce Dixon (@dixonbryce1) July 20, 2019

SMOOOOTH. 😂 pic.twitter.com/KP9BH7o9Bl

— Sue Jo (@suejo825) July 22, 2019

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— Kivan 11d 🔜 PDX (@KivaBay) July 21, 2019

Rogers Wildlife Rehab south of DFW does a lot of amazing work, but this photo they just posted of four baby grackles utterly mesmerized by a cartoon may be their true gift to the universe pic.twitter.com/iv4ydozNtr

— B. Bolander (@BBolander) July 21, 2019

63. We're in the bad timeline pic.twitter.com/xqy1REQZGf

— Summer🏳️‍🌈Pal🌞Thaum! (@ThaumPenguin) July 21, 2019

When inspiration strikes. pic.twitter.com/sObfYC3U56

— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) July 21, 2019

🥳 partying + 😠 angry = pic.twitter.com/XfbSBSZkIx

— Emoji Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupBot) July 21, 2019

🥳 partying + 😭 in-tears = pic.twitter.com/CVTUAysvfM

— Emoji Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupBot) July 20, 2019

😈 demon-smiling + 😭 in-tears = pic.twitter.com/aEU9QXHkcL

— Emoji Mashup Bot (@EmojiMashupBot) July 19, 2019

There are two different types of bathing. pic.twitter.com/gKzMzl4fxU

— In Otter News (@Otter_News) July 21, 2019

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Ten funny tweets

I made a blobfish emoji as a joke and now I can't stop looking at it pic.twitter.com/V8uiDKP0uY

— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) June 27, 2019

me: did you steal my thesaurus

horse: nope

— m@thew (@TweetPotato314) June 25, 2019

is this my new favorite basketball player of all time? the answer is yes pic.twitter.com/bVnL8U2A3t

— arati (@ayoarati) June 25, 2019

The debate room will fill up with water very slowly, then much more quickly, as we ask them about the details of their climate change plans. https://t.co/Js11UGgyGX

— choire (@Choire) June 27, 2019

Daisy legitimately wore 5-6 different outfits today meanwhile Adam attends 6 different events on 6 different days and wears the same outfit to all of them

— rachel saw adam’s dimples in person (@greyjedireylo) June 27, 2019

When I try to impress my kids with the athletic skills I *used* to have—but then remember I’m not 23 anymore😅
pic.twitter.com/b9byxQjTIi

— Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@QasimRashid) June 27, 2019

Everyone's favourite Tumblr tale just got another chapter pic.twitter.com/iAxrAkUXXM

— Luke, curly-haired glam barbarian (@Beardynoise) June 26, 2019

Tie-in food has reached its absolute zenith. pic.twitter.com/EQuAhm7y1O

— Matt Singer (@mattsinger) June 27, 2019

Everyone stop watching the debate and look at this Bib Fortuna carrot I found. pic.twitter.com/k9LWi0Zusv

— Molly Hodgdon (@Manglewood) June 27, 2019

Karen, you know, washing cats and shit
pic.twitter.com/RHd3PRVDxb

— Brian, (with an i) the right way. (@Brian_P4Real) June 26, 2019

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Micro horror anthology

Every year the bats make a visit to our office. It must be that time of the year again. #Bats pic.twitter.com/JtYiSGYxwJ

— Dave Rojas (@BigHatPosse) July 13, 2018

The drowned submariner in The Abyss wasn't a dummy, that's Mike Cameron, James Cameron's brother and the crab that scuttles out of his mouth is real. pic.twitter.com/28V18pgDRU

— Last Exit To Nowhere (@LASTEXITshirts) July 11, 2018

I’m gonna narrowly give it to Samsung. Samsung has the most terrifying clown emoji. pic.twitter.com/kMMlcIRdz9

— Bennett (@bfod) July 14, 2018

Television reached millions of people in the 1950s, but it took until the 1980s before the word "televangelist" was invented.
I don't think we've even begun to see the scale of the first internet personality cults...

— Saku P 🚀 (@sknthla) July 20, 2018

Since reddit seems to be enjoying my answer to 'What's the biggest plot twist you've seen in real life?' figure I'll post it here too https://t.co/hEa3alPDqE

— Chris Livingston (@screencuisine) July 20, 2018