By Jacob Geller, who also posted this delight:
Just remembered that years ago I went to a Chuck Palahniuk book signing and for every photo op he asked people if they wanted to be "punching or strangled" pic.twitter.com/uV4Mt7llKC— Jacob Geller (@yacobg42) April 12, 2019
And speaking of dangerous simians:
Monkey anti-terrorism handout at the station (don't ask - it's wordplay). Terrorist monkey at bottom right says "Oops" on being found out. pic.twitter.com/fGMXODSD9t— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) April 13, 2019