Thing I just learned: Swiss train tracks have brooms installed before tunnels and other obstructions to smack you in the face as a warning in case you’ve stuck your head out the train window. pic.twitter.com/xXkcqOrWjx— Elicia Donze (@eliciadonze) March 13, 2020
@ryanqnorth why does this look like something u would say pic.twitter.com/fz0mgz7lul— Andrew Kelly but terrified of SKELTONS (@AlixeTiir) March 13, 2020
The first cat likes laptop keyboards, both sitting and walking on. The second cat is more of a "let me rest my head on your arms as you type" cat. She also likes to rub her head on your mouse hand, which she is currently doing as I tweet this. pic.twitter.com/SkOH7F1OMZ— Tim Gray (@ezwal) March 14, 2020
I used to play a browser clicky game that my elderly beloved gentlecat loved watching and when he was feeling bad, I'd buy more energy for him. pic.twitter.com/BxKdYqTLaT— definitely not a hugo award winning fanfic author (@rahaeli) March 14, 2020
I'm fostering kittens and it's hard enough to not cuddle them all the time when I'm the office for nine hours... pic.twitter.com/FMCOregm94— Katie (@kttbe) March 14, 2020
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A thing I think about all the time is how Mary Kate and Ashley said that their clothing brand Elizabeth and James wasn’t named after their two siblings who are named Elizabeth and James.— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) March 13, 2020
Every night I try to make my in-laws' garage door open from a llllittle farther away, using the remote as we approach by car. Established a new P.B. tonight—a gain of nearly six inches. We're getting into Bob Beamon territory.— Alex Heard (@alexheard) February 21, 2020
happy birthday to jason voorhees, an iconic feminist ally who loves his mom and is willing to do anything for her, is an equal opportunity killer in regards to both gender and race, and ultimately just wanted to preserve the environment of camp crystal lake 😔👊🏽— (vote for ber)natalie (@heartimecia) March 13, 2020
Fuckin buckled how unprovoked this is pic.twitter.com/DybhzAizkk— Sam (@Samphrakhun) March 13, 2020
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