I'm watching Worst Cooks In America and one of them cut and avocado like this and lord help me pic.twitter.com/No7QxcQNAq— Dianna E. Anderson 🏳️🌈 (@diannaeanderson) March 15, 2020
Before we weren’t taking public transit en masse pic.twitter.com/qDvIBAGvPw— Sally Kuchar💅🏼🤷🏻♀️💋📚 (@sallykuchar) March 15, 2020
Bf and I agree to meet in the café. I get undressed, grab a lil towel and go off to the sauna. There are 2 unmarked doors at the end of a corridor, I take a guess and go through the one on the left.— Anbara Salam (@anbara_salam) March 16, 2020
It's not the door to the sauna. It's the fire escape.
It's 2 storeys, dark, grim, noisy bc of huge fans. I bang on the fire escape door until I actually hurt myself. Nothing. Yell for help. Nothing.— Anbara Salam (@anbara_salam) March 16, 2020
Fully crying, I run downstairs, trying to work out which part of me I should cover with the lil towel - my face? A single buttock? 4/
Friends, there's nothing quite like running, naked & crying, around an industrial machine room. I spot a service lift. Out of sheer panic, I run into the lift, covering each boob in turn, mashing the buttons.— Anbara Salam (@anbara_salam) March 16, 2020
For 21 years i wasnt allowed to sit on the arm of my aunties couch, today my auntie gave me that couch. Here are the pictures she recieved pic.twitter.com/22VDecmbpJ— Larry 📍 (@TheReevesIsland) March 14, 2020
Someone is cruising around Milwaukee in a motorized Porta Potty... pic.twitter.com/eDhnODwzQw— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) March 15, 2020
nothing could’ve prepared me for what this bird looked like when I clicked https://t.co/JZofo9ckYg— mao! (is a busy boy 🙇♂️) (@JessicaYMao) March 15, 2020
Kyler Murray got a $95K Bruce Lee chain with 40 carats of diamonds and 7,800 stones 💎— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) March 15, 2020
(via @TMZ_Sports | @zofrost) pic.twitter.com/MfBXY4CLqi
Here’s some cat content for ya pic.twitter.com/1u2CYAVWaw— Sally Kuchar💅🏼🤷🏻♀️💋📚 (@sallykuchar) March 15, 2020
Dogs are so pure and perfect pic.twitter.com/sWdIAOvKWq— Sally Kuchar💅🏼🤷🏻♀️💋📚 (@sallykuchar) March 15, 2020
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