Hand Sataniser; Mobile sterilization chambers; Coach O says don't be selfish

I've been using Hand Sataniser by mistake. At least it's cleared up my stigmata.

— Not hippy_jon. (@hippy_gone) March 19, 2020

I mean how is this real lol
pic.twitter.com/hIVOaIRDnU

— lime 🍞❎ (@Hezbolsonaro) March 18, 2020

Vietnam sucessfully developed Mobile Sterilisation Chambers.
It can clean 90% of the bacteria and virus on your bodies and of course our Corona song'll be played during the time you're inside.
Capacity: 1000 people/day
Time: 15-20s/person
And it's FREE too. pic.twitter.com/lVgoGVthJH

— DoTheImpossible😤Luna (@LunaOi_VN) March 13, 2020

"This is not the time to be selfish": Coach O tells Louisiana residents to help each other, make smart choices during coronavirus outbreak https://t.co/lfdOArai1e pic.twitter.com/jnkm3iPdLD

— WBRZ News (@WBRZ) March 18, 2020

This makes me realize that if america was attacked by aliens, our first response would be to lower interest rates

— Michael Nguyen (@nicepantsdude) March 17, 2020