bc i was 5 and had no concept of time i'd ask every single day if it was my turn to be line leader. to be fair every child in the class asked this question every day except for lauren f. bc lauren f. was chill (i am still friends w/her to this day).— internet jew (@tashakaminsky) March 16, 2020
finally my time arrived. my teacher gave me the heads up that next week i would be the line leader. i put together this highly professional gingham skirt and embroidered cherry blouse ensemble and shiny black mary janes. my style has always been flawless for the record.— internet jew (@tashakaminsky) March 16, 2020
silent reading time is going well. i'm in a beanbag plotting how i'm going to just blow my teacher away with how i lead this line. going through a lot of emotions. feeling nervous. what if i mess up? how am i going to really set myself apart from all the other line leaders?— internet jew (@tashakaminsky) March 16, 2020
the class screams. i keep puking. it just doesn't stop. my teacher is dry heaving too. she presses that intercom button and the front office asks what's up and she's like my student has vomited everywhere and i don't know how to get these kids to recess without tracking puke.— internet jew (@tashakaminsky) March 16, 2020
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