“do you want the good news or the bad news first?” buddy no news is worse than finding out i have to make a decision— soul nate (@MNateShyamalan) September 6, 2020
The 2nd grade teacher's screen froze. The kids all told her that happened. No one could hear her. And then she disappeared and mass chaos has broken out.— Stephanie Lucianovic she/her🌪️ (@grubreport) September 9, 2020
A new cartoon for @NewYorker today. pic.twitter.com/zrOenvmUe0— Jon Adams™ (@citycyclops) September 8, 2020
congrats!!! pic.twitter.com/Fc9Kl1aCvc— sreekar (@sreekyshooter) September 7, 2020
And THIS is how long it takes for something to get approval in a corporate environment. https://t.co/ERcRoRbyxc— phoebe bridgers’ scream from “i know the end” (@melsanie) September 5, 2020
ive been waiting 3 months for this??? pic.twitter.com/V1b6RizjNY— the delícatessen 🇱🇧 (@cia_swapmeet) September 7, 2020
I never want to hear another bad word about cultural practices of the Aztecs, the Egyptians, the Celts etc now that we have "a pyrotechnical celebration of fetal genitalia burned down 100k acres in 2020" in our history books.— G. Willow Wilson (@GWillowWilson) September 8, 2020
i will reveal a new gender every day until my demands are met— very offline potat (@metapotat) September 8, 2020
singapore seems to have turned its quarantine policy into a kind of rawlsian experiment by assigning hotels totally randomly. not sure from the article that it's inspiring many calls for change... https://t.co/Q4VtPJDA0t— csz (@cszabla) September 8, 2020
Today in our apocalyptic hell world: my roommate’s employer mailed her a solar panel and a personal generator to make sure she could keep working if she experiences one of the rolling blackouts.— Sasha Perigo (@sashaperigo) September 8, 2020
Go ahead bro I’m all ears pic.twitter.com/wRAdlmDJk3— Memento MoRyan 🦇 (@MorgothGf) September 7, 2020
So I was having a bite with a couple of friends by the corniche when this fella wonders in. Apparently, he's been visiting for the past month, looked after by the cafe owner and fishermen. And for a few minutes, the world was beautiful again. #Beirut pic.twitter.com/EGQSnq0gXE— Lin Noueihed (@LinNoueihed) September 9, 2020
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