A criminalized onion is a rapscallion. https://t.co/edtVqzNixh— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 20, 2020
i am always thinking of the map of mysterious disappearances vs. the map of major American cave systems pic.twitter.com/GQuuPPjU7i— nonbinary GRULP: for Them™️🩸 (@dykesweating) September 19, 2020
Just reached the milestone of 4,930 followers! That’s right. 4,930 followers. Wow. I figured I should tell you all a little bit about me. . In college, I got hooked on a solitaire phone app. I sat on a toilet for an hour playing it and when I got up, my legs gave out so I fell forward and smacked my face against the stall door.
Four years ago this week I went with my family to see replicas of the Nina and the Pinta, learned they were short staffed, and signed on to crew for a leg on their trek to Alabama. Got to steer the Pinta a good chunk of the way down the Tennessee River. pic.twitter.com/1sBULDuRBX— Chris Schweizer (@schweizercomics) September 20, 2020
This is the worst attempt at blocking a punt I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/dN4V1A9ifa— Farmer Jones (@thefarmerjones) September 20, 2020
They Say Imitation is the greatest form of flattery......so I guess they are right because I’m VERY flattered that this young lady recalled every word I said. Touching! (Haaaaaa) pic.twitter.com/IaQuVSXRK4— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) September 20, 2020
A picturesque catscade tumbles prettily over a series of small drops. pic.twitter.com/tlqmK3ABIs— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) September 20, 2020
Tried this TikTok strategy to stop cats from lying down on your keyboard when doing work - it actually worked on Ram 🧐 pic.twitter.com/MIhNUv0XED— Helter Skelter (@Roshinee_M) September 19, 2020
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