— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 13, 2020
So they’ve stopped play at the Georgia Tech-Florida State football game because of lightning in the area. I don’t know why. More people die of the flu every year than being struck by lightning.— Mike “Antisocially Distant” (@caltagm) September 12, 2020
Vardaman (MS) High School head coach Brennan Pugh was in quarantine due to COVID-19.— Brad Logan (@BradLoganCOTE) September 12, 2020
No problem. Just rent a lift. pic.twitter.com/CtveIRZFPV
I'm the Trump supporter that gets closer to changing my beliefs with every revelation from a new book (I read them all.) It's like the special bar in Tony Hawk. soon I will be antiracist and able to do a Christ Air— Ashwin Rodrigues (@shwinyo) September 9, 2020
Anyway if I was empress of star wars and JJ had to kneel before me and plead for his ideas I would tell him he is only allowed to make Rey a Palpatine if he then intends to redeem him with love— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) September 10, 2020
That scene where Poe thinks all hope is lost, then suddenly he has air support, and he asks who it is over the radio, and it's Zori, and he chuckles in delight -- that scene but it's Palpatine on the radio and Palpatine flying the spaceship— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) September 10, 2020
Since becoming primarily a Star Trek account on 4 seperate occasions porn accounts have DM'd me to say "hey just wanted to let you know I'm not a bot so please don't block me I just really like Star Trek" and I think that's beautiful.— Deep Space Fine (@thisismewhatevs) September 10, 2020
The only gender reveal party that interests me is the one at the end of a Shakespeare comedy where everybody who's been crossdressing up until this point dramatically reveals their disguise and gets married to a duke or lord— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) September 10, 2020
THE TEACHER ASKED A QUESTION ON ZOOM AND SOMEONE PLAYED A CRICKET SOUND EFFECT ???????— wren (just married) (@pisstaken) September 8, 2020
oh good, my child's Ultimate Frisbee Venn diagram P.E. assignment has been graded— Nicole Chung (@nicolesjchung) September 10, 2020
My kid, bursting into my bedroom: um mom there's a guy dressed like a mime shooting fire at the house next door— Elle (they/them) (@ellle_em) September 10, 2020
Me:............................what
My kid: you heard me
Friends he was welding pic.twitter.com/BMikaIj7ux— Elle (they/them) (@ellle_em) September 10, 2020
Never let them know your next move. Watch until the end 😭🐐 pic.twitter.com/3F5qyLiu1h— The Based Messiah (@bniceloco) September 4, 2020
Man saves a baby swan while it’s mom is being a mama. pic.twitter.com/xJUJUNtCCq— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) September 9, 2020
A four horse race with only one genuine horse and no defined course. pic.twitter.com/qFKlRAQTlG— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) September 11, 2020
A prelude! I can’t do anything about the music so shh! Video from @vandiego.rico pic.twitter.com/rY80T8mQYm— Steven Gell (@Stevenbgell) September 11, 2020
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