It’s very confusing why everyone thinks or pretends to think that undecided voters—like the ones in all these focus groups—“should” vote— Isaac Chotiner (@IChotiner) September 30, 2020
what time is the debate between dukat and o'brien— Riker Googling (@RikerGoogling) September 30, 2020
joe biden will be the only man on stage who doesn’t owe his presence there to his dad https://t.co/ui9VywhUpQ— John Cook (@johnjcook) September 30, 2020
— e-lil (@lily___digital) September 30, 2020
Guy developed a bird dropping sticker for bicycle saddles, on the theory that thieves tend to give soiled bicycles a miss. https://t.co/rdtAYjGWPA pic.twitter.com/5290rrGCo6— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) October 1, 2020
— Stu Motown #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) September 30, 2020
When you think and act as one unit you *really* act as a unit pic.twitter.com/SFn4RDpo6j— Stu Motown #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) September 25, 2020
Things are still hard. The world is still insane. But none of that will matter soon because my son is going to be an international soccer star and buy us a new life. pic.twitter.com/EZfejbNKwt— Barlow Adams (@BarlowAdams) September 26, 2020
Dudes hair is staining the back of his jersey lol pic.twitter.com/jLFnuQ8C3h— #BlackLivesMatter (@Richie59FIFTY) September 27, 2020
this is how i view the stakes in all social settings & interactions pic.twitter.com/nbDfO9XosF— 🏹 lauren 🏹 (@unrealshrike) September 27, 2020
AI firefighting gun put out the fire on a cocktail show at a shopping mall in Beijing. pic.twitter.com/s4fUXUFFsN— Stone White (@bys_1123) September 21, 2020
What did British people think about Austin Powers. Were they mad at us— Juan Love (@necrobranson) September 27, 2020
A new entry for your bucket list: a South Korean town is planning a $16 million attraction that lets you peek into the afterlife. It's aptly named Hell Theme Experience Park. https://t.co/rnAXIs3pBt pic.twitter.com/UtYSjMb6mp— Sam Kim (@samkimasia) September 27, 2020
Whole Foods cutting right to the chase these days pic.twitter.com/UsF32L8yz3— Sally Elshorafa (@sallykuchar) September 28, 2020
Packers linebacker Za’darius Smith added a pair of Zs to his facemask yesterday. pic.twitter.com/t6CKBmmsNg— Paul Lukas (@UniWatch) September 28, 2020
Throwback to when Nene thought this was football. pic.twitter.com/afeRqMYdCM— Omar Hersi (@HerciMerci) September 28, 2020
When 2020 drops you on your face, make like this elk during the rut & get back up.— UtahDWR (@UtahDWR) September 28, 2020
This big guy was so focused on chasing a cow elk, he didn’t notice Biologist Brian Maxfield in his truck nearby, or the fence. The bull continued chasing the cow, acting like nothing happened. 😀 pic.twitter.com/xQdT32SQ5W
my dog throwing a toy in the toilet and then yelling at me to pick it up for her pic.twitter.com/QOTVWGErMZ— Simone Giertz (@SimoneGiertz) September 28, 2020
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