epic poetry is full of dumb hot guys....achilles, aeneas, adam in paradise lost—all beautiful idiots. in this essay on “the epic himbo” i will
— katie kadue (@kukukadoo) October 16, 2020
friend: don’t look but that girl is checking you out
— tomBSTONE (@pilau) September 27, 2020
me: [turning around] who
Medusa: hey
friend: I said don’t look
statue:
Sacha Baron Cohen: ““I finished high school and there was a chef called Raymond Blanc. I went over to his restaurant and I asked to work there and he declined. He said I was too tall to work in the kitchen, and then I gave up my dream of becoming a chef." https://t.co/q1Fnego9HK
— Richard Vines (@Richardvines) October 17, 2020
me: you shouldn’t be ashamed of being goth
— nate of the living dead (@MNateShyamalan) October 16, 2020
catholic priest: for the last time,
Are people really discussing Boris Johnson as possible candidate for PM? When I lived in London he was known as the gaffe man!
— Jacinda Ardern (@jacindaardern) August 13, 2012
Is anyone checking up on Sisi's Egypt pic.twitter.com/iMs6HK7qMc
— bassem (@saadbassem) October 17, 2020
In the early days of the daily briefings my wife confessed to having trouble telling Hancock from Raab, and I said that Hancock looks like he drained the company pension fund by accident and Raab looks like he did it on purpose, and I stand by that https://t.co/9BRVv7zO43
— Will Wiles (@WillWiles) October 17, 2020
If you see your neighbors having a big party, and you have a printer at home, just cancel it for them. pic.twitter.com/Fz2caGLjV2
— Danielle Baskin (@djbaskin) October 17, 2020
This is some amazingly comedic footage: today, over 100 police officers raided the Tokyo headquarters of an ultra-leftist group.
— Spoon & Tamago (@Johnny_suputama) October 16, 2020
pic.twitter.com/YK4tuu27mw
Alexey carried beluga calf closer to mother so that the female stopped worrying & covered it with his jacket. He dug a pit underneath the other adult whale to turn it to the right position & spent next 7 hours scaring away birds and dogs from the whales https://t.co/zCzvcgVVe6 pic.twitter.com/U5mKzctCJe
— The Siberian Times (@siberian_times) October 16, 2020
A Georgia cop was serving civil papers at someone's home when a goat got into the cop's car, began eating her papers, refused to get out the car, & then head-butted the cop to the ground when it finally did get out the car. https://t.co/CtuQGA9voX
— Ash J (@AshAgony) September 6, 2020
Husky pic.twitter.com/GS8OYaU9r4
— 🦇🎃 spookachu 🎃👻 (@soapachu) October 17, 2020
German Shepherd pic.twitter.com/CzymTPeGId
— 🦇🎃 spookachu 🎃👻 (@soapachu) October 17, 2020
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