absolutely losing it over this picture of my brother with his baby pic.twitter.com/jfL3VDQ9jN— witchy woman (@keri_wtf) October 16, 2020
[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory]— MehGyver (@TheAndrewNadeau) January 23, 2019
WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to—
ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!
sometimes i think about going back to tell a teenager from the 70s that i can walk to the corner and legally buy pot brownies and then listen to any song in the world instantly for free and im still depressed and bored all the time— mr skeleton bones (@HelloCullen) October 16, 2020
standing for the Thai royal anthem at movie theaters seems excessive to me, a man who has stood for the U.S. anthem a zillion times at football and baseball games https://t.co/6P3q9JhmRc— Matt Pearce 🦅 (@mattdpearce) October 16, 2020
I will pay one hundred dollars to anyone who gets "We must read She-Hulk comics to understand America, a nation of lawyers" published by the Chinese. https://t.co/bqyWfWZGEd— Starfish Who Just Wants To Grill (@IRHotTakes) October 16, 2020
They really... boned... this one... https://t.co/mld9cozXRD— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) October 16, 2020
i love watching the british baking show, where they instruct people to make brownies and then get mad at the contestants for them tasting sweet. psychopathic country— matt (@Lubchansky) October 16, 2020
This is IT folks!— Kate Larsen (@KateABC7) October 16, 2020
The moment young James spotted Maki, the missing San Francisco Zoo lemur, in the parking lot of his Daly City school.
Watching James and his Mom freak out w/excitement and call over the other families is the BEST!
I am LIVING for this story. Thank you Maki!! pic.twitter.com/1yiVaKyxxv
What a relief to have Maki safe at home! We wanted to share this vid of Maki just after his rescue last night. We’re so grateful for the swift work by @SFPD to arrest his abductor, which they announced today. pic.twitter.com/ixpi4gQaiH— San Francisco Zoo (@sfzoo) October 17, 2020
Pawtery pic.twitter.com/RyDEIjYAts— Welcome To Nature (@welcomet0nature) October 16, 2020
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