Brad Pitt should just tweet the same thread as Edward Norton, word for word, give no explanation
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) November 20, 2020
This airplane accidentally ate a bee https://t.co/qZqDboUqQP
— Cloud Puncher ☁✈☁ (@KeikoGoblyn) November 17, 2020
The single most important thing a man can do to be an ally is give his woman friends permission to give dudes at the bar his number so when they call he can angrily say that's not funny because she died 15 years ago that very night
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) November 18, 2020
Who called it "going above and beyond" and not "say yes to the stress"?
— Jesslyn 🇮🇩 (@jtannady) November 17, 2020
Personally, I’m anti flamethrower https://t.co/j2laZLiLO8
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 17, 2020
Real thing that just happened.
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) November 17, 2020
I was driving and saw a guy laying on the sidewalk next to a bike. I worried he was hurt.
I pulled to the side of the road to check. Reality was he is a local school science teacher with a GoPro on his head videoing an ant hill for his students.
it's simple: for each tweet, a user sets a price at which they'd delete it. Once that price is paid, by either one or many individuals together, twitter emails the user the tweet, deletes it, and takes a 3% cut of the delete bounty
— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) November 17, 2020
STAY IN LINE. IF YOU'RE IN LINE THEY HAVE TO LET YOU VOTE. https://t.co/RXmtnFQbDv
— Billy Wayne Davis (@BillyWayneDavis) November 20, 2020
5227. pic.twitter.com/Br7bvy4bK6
— yana (@ex_aItiora) November 17, 2020
And lo, the sprinkler sprinkled its watery goodness, and as if compelled by some invisible force, the old emu ran and leapt and played and remembered, for a brief moment, what it was like to be a young emu again. pic.twitter.com/NYsZiqTcG5
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) November 17, 2020
New Yorkers are so obsessed with Barry the barred owl that some are concerned he could be scared away. So far, he seems to like the attention. https://t.co/mkjmGsCFNu
— The New York Times (@nytimes) November 17, 2020
a symbol of wealth among pigeons pic.twitter.com/3U6RPCVrin
— Living Morganism 🌱 (@ok_girlfriend) November 16, 2020
i know it’s only the morning but ja morant booping a baby giraffe named after him is absolutely the best thing we will see on the internet today pic.twitter.com/ym0207ijzA
— Molly Morrison (@mollyhannahm) November 20, 2020
Spending the morning with Ja Morant and Ja Raffe. Story coming later. pic.twitter.com/L727pQXnWg
— Drew Hill (@DrewHill_DM) November 20, 2020
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