Let’s take a vote .How about we have a Bobby Bonilla day every year .Hand him an oversized check and drive a lap around the stadium.Could be fun
— Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) November 20, 2020
This SpaceX capsule is not happy about going into space pic.twitter.com/TXBxvX7hJL
— Faces in Things (@FacesPics) November 16, 2020
who called it "evolution by natural selection" and not "fuck around and find out"
— Adam Strandberg (@The_Lagrangian) November 11, 2020
Japanese fishermen trading cards? Yes please!https://t.co/R5hyZ1sIwe
— Spoon & Tamago (@SpoonTamago) November 17, 2020
wyd Ikea? https://t.co/SgC2XMj6W5 pic.twitter.com/gEhE44FSUE
— Sally Elshorafa (@sallykuchar) November 16, 2020
The Harlem Globetrotters drafted Sister Margaret Ann from Archbishop Coleman F. Carroll High School in Miami. Sister Margaret played and coached the sport at both the high school and collegiate levels. pic.twitter.com/w7Qc2UkI9b
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) November 16, 2020
After going viral during the NBA Finals, we have selected Sister Margaret Ann in the 2020 #GlobetrottersDraft.
— Harlem Globetrotters (@Globies) November 16, 2020
Sister Margaret is a longtime fan of basketball, having played and coached the sport at the high school and collegiate levels. Welcome to the team! pic.twitter.com/PfVIa34eOj
It's only just after 8am and I've already seen the exchange that wins Twitter, today. pic.twitter.com/aSJwNHaA1X
— A Gilded Eye 🌈 (@AGildedEye) November 16, 2020
an orb is a sphere with a sinister secret
— kat (@gothfemme) May 3, 2020
Looking up at my bedroom ceiling visualizing strategic moves like in Queen’s Gambit, except instead of chess it’s different menu combinations I could order at Taco Bell 🔔
— Alissa Nutting (@AlissaNutting) November 16, 2020
The moment the wrong type of footballer bought an expensive house. pic.twitter.com/fe35iyOaLq
— The Exploding Heads (@Exploding_Heads) November 16, 2020
Useless trivia for you: the German word for raccoon, Waschbär, means washing bear because of how raccoons wash off their food. pic.twitter.com/ehWHuVZoZ6
— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) November 16, 2020
Pedro met a puppy exactly his age and size this morning, and they immediately stood on their back legs and hugged each other. 🥺 pic.twitter.com/dpSZOfQ1SH
— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) November 17, 2020
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