me: no problemo
— lil red (@lilredridingwud) November 23, 2020
narrator: but it was all problemo
hong kong’s elite socialites trying to avoid covid contact tracing and the resultant scandal sound like they live in another century https://t.co/fBtMz3uc4g
— csz (@cszabla) November 25, 2020
5388. pic.twitter.com/kF2kdVe7tM
— yana (@ex_aItiora) November 26, 2020
“girl ur so quiet” yeah i have fucked up ideas that will shatter the calm of the evening. it’s best i don’t speak
— nebraska jones (@shutupaida) November 25, 2020
I was doing youth work around the govan area of Glasgow back in the day and one of the boys I worked with told me that Scarlett Johansson had pulled up in a van and tried to chat him up. He liked to tell stories so all the kids took the piss out of him. Little did we know..
— Billy Kelly (@Axelfoley81) November 25, 2020
The brain is a machine for turning glucose into mistakes
— Neuroskeptic (@Neuro_Skeptic) November 24, 2020
Speaking of dog grooming, One of the best prank calls I ever did (lost in the hard drive crash of ‘02) was calling a black barbershop and asking them to give my Rottweiler a full body fade. Dude said “bring him down here and lemme look at him”
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) November 26, 2020
A pygmy marmoset fascinated by an insect [originally from Tiny World] https://t.co/PGMq6TikUz pic.twitter.com/kOrkQyloKk
— Adam J Calhoun (@neuroecology) November 26, 2020
Trap me once, shame on you.
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) November 25, 2020
Trap me twice, shame on me. pic.twitter.com/B1LBFjlolm
Interspecies special relationship of the day. pic.twitter.com/1PV0wtF0xj
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) November 25, 2020
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