My favourite chicken shop slogan pic.twitter.com/f4tStJKpnW
— Parker (@panoparker) December 1, 2020
Gonna change my phone alarm to the voice of Majel Barrett saying "And now, the conclusion" so I can pretend every day is the end of an exciting two-parter
— Phil Salvador (@itstheshadsy) December 1, 2020
love this part of ten commandments, those people rolled IMMEDIATELY https://t.co/TyJr7CvZbj
— πππΏπππβ π΄πππ₯πππππ π¬πΏ✨ (@leighalexander) December 1, 2020
i'm not like "passionate" about other people's bad graphic design but jesus christ you people are in charge of deciding how the vaccine gets distributed could you not call in a favor?! pic.twitter.com/9pNUGTkvo7
— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) December 1, 2020
This is so brutal, and also deeply relatable. When I was job hunting, one editor told me I wasn't the right fit for a job they were listing "but you seem to be great at twitter" and it was one of the most demoralizing moments of 2020. https://t.co/OsyfMWha2z
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) December 1, 2020
My favorite part of every book contract is the part where it says theme park rights are reserved by author.
— Tessa Gratton (@tessagratton) December 1, 2020
imagine. you're a bored wayward teen. a stranger invites you to a rad hangout with videogames and cigarettes. soon, they invite you to join their ninja cult. Free rad ninja costume, right? Well, so you go out on your first mission and you get your ass beat by a giant turtle-man.
— Magdalene Visaggio (@MagsVisaggs) December 1, 2020
no one:
— colton (@coltondoe) November 30, 2020
me: do you want ur present now
These cats in Osaka have turned a brilliant train set into a playground all of their own. pic.twitter.com/A1ddmllv3v
— NHK WORLD News (@NHKWORLD_News) December 2, 2020
There are currently five big fat squirrels in the yard and the kitties are not okay with it. pic.twitter.com/coXnT3Xbty
— Julie Dillon (@juliedillon) December 2, 2020
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