The next Star Wars spinoff should be a West Wing type show about the people working for Jar Jar when he's a senator
— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) December 5, 2020
Hey - mind if I crash on your couch for a bit? pic.twitter.com/C4L4are0q9
— Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft) October 31, 2019
Cyberpunk writer: Imagine a dark, gritty future where computers rule, and everything is for sale, you're allowed to go to the doctor, they have doctors in alleys where you can get surgeries and implants on a hacker's income, you don't go bankrupt from going to the doctor
— ''Steve'' (@extranapkins) December 3, 2020
Me: Wow
no image had ever made my laugh as hard as this idk why pic.twitter.com/rKf7DIbmAu
— sleep paralysis demon pawg (@famoushorse) December 3, 2020
"bring back manly men" is dangerous bc you're really describing a pretty narrow window of recent time like you overshoot by even a little bit and they're all wearing wigs and capes
— JP (@jpbrammer) December 3, 2020
TIL: It's almost impossible to get any watering done when there's a playful wombat around. pic.twitter.com/pjVXP2L1da
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) September 25, 2019
Monkey in the basement car park at Fukuoka City Hall. These guys couldn't catch him, so they have set a cage to trap him. https://t.co/6SgdBfv2XW pic.twitter.com/bdcsFFkpDm
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) December 3, 2020
The monkey didn't fall for the trap overnight, so the team is trying again. https://t.co/iLYHTysF3y
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) December 4, 2020
Obviously, the deployment of blue sheets is my favourite part of that report. pic.twitter.com/t7CDoZgC9v
— Mulboyne (@Mulboyne) December 4, 2020
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