when medieval chroniclers wrote ‘here there was a plague’ and then nothing else for that year… I felt that
— rose 🦇 (@roselyddon) December 4, 2020
Rudy Giuliani has been taken to Walter Reed Pool Supplies.
— David Bedard (@bedizzle) December 6, 2020
My grandpa’s Fort Brady newsletter. The best part is the Kissing Technique for soldiers who might be discharged soon into civilian life. “Leave at least one nostril unrestricted.” pic.twitter.com/qnNvcNKzVK
— Mike Mika (@MikeJMika) December 4, 2020
Traveling amid the pandemic is a great challenge for teams in this new season; NBA and NBPA are searching for ways to allow some freedom, but also limit exposure to the virus. Teams will be notified of the vetting process for "approved restaurants" soon, league says. https://t.co/ukt9WvIjtd
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@wojespn) December 5, 2020
I’m not sure if I’m allowed to go on a walk with my baby on our deserted street after LA’s bizarre, convoluted “stay-at-home order” with 12 pages of exceptions so if I get stopped I’ll tell the police I’m taking him to his manicure.
— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) December 4, 2020
— Lulu🌈🎏 (@luulubuu) December 4, 2020
— chex quest ❌ (@factormystic) December 5, 2020
Video of the day is the French Prime Minister looking for his glasses. pic.twitter.com/YHl6TXPPtt
— Ben Coates (@bencoates1) December 4, 2020
Here in the UK, the main place we can get NFL merch from - NFL Europe Store - is notorious for making printing mistakes and look what they’ve sent somebody today 🤦🏻♀️😂 pic.twitter.com/65HyiaXScJ
— Katie (@KatieTalksPens) December 5, 2020
Hi, @chancetherapper. If you are very obviously a rapper why did you put it in your stage name? I cannot stop thinking about this.
— Dionne Warwick (@_DionneWarwick) December 5, 2020
I am now Dionne the Singer.
— Dionne Warwick (@_DionneWarwick) December 5, 2020
Of course I know you. You’re THE rapper. Let’s rap together. I’ll message you. 🤷🏽♀️ https://t.co/7ku9SMNUMB
— Dionne Warwick (@_DionneWarwick) December 5, 2020
Ebony, ivory and tabby live together in perfect harmony. pic.twitter.com/xcRtRAzcTH
— Dick King-Smith HQ (@DickKingSmith) December 4, 2020
Here is my cat playing with my dog’s leash pic.twitter.com/X1hxwh3b03
— Christina Larson 可心 (@larsonchristina) December 5, 2020
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