Only in Hawaiʻi would "the ability to know when to hit hard and when to show aloha" be a "required qualification" in a news job and I love it pic.twitter.com/DU6fDAp7Bp
— Michelle Broder Van Dyke (@MBVD) March 29, 2021
Foghorn Leghorn refusing to take a pregame knee in Space Jam 2 while stuttering about states rights and his second cousin in the Coast Guard
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) April 3, 2021
When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god. pic.twitter.com/aQh1XaBP10
— Diogenes of Sinope 🏺🐕🔬 (@hoplitnet) March 23, 2021
We had to get a plumber out to our apartment to fix something. He visited last week to check it out and came back today to do the job. At the end he said he'd charge me on Venmo, pulled out his phone and looked me up, and I was saved in the contacts as "White Boy Monroe Street"
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) March 29, 2021
Hello, I’d like to report a crime....from @BBallCardGuy. How do collectors put up with this garbage? Bad autos? Tried on gear? This?! pic.twitter.com/xbEdivC3ZQ
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 25, 2021
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear. pic.twitter.com/m3oDM6fJ88
— GmanLives (@Ggdograa) March 29, 2021
KDNDNDN pic.twitter.com/ikb9L1TrBc
— Ky (@KweenKy_) March 16, 2021
This is the finest moment of any nature documentary pic.twitter.com/194NMDC4ud
— Lily Simpson (@LilySimpson1312) March 29, 2021
youre lucky theyre holding him back pic.twitter.com/Sy0Qmxf7N4
— milf in training 🌹 (@hythIodaeus) March 29, 2021
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