Someone (in real life? on the internet?) once told me the story of someone who reads “AF” as “as foretold.”— Corey Vilhauer (@MrVilhauer) July 8, 2021
As in, “This taco is spicy AF” was read as “This taco is spicy, as foretold.”
I don’t remember who it was, but I am here to thank them: I now also read it this way.
No match analysis at half-time please, just 15 minutes of the cameras trained on Tom Cruise, Kate Moss and Davis Beckham— Anita Singh (@anitathetweeter) July 11, 2021
Big Maginot Line Energy https://t.co/WX1GpXbbct— Kane (@kane) July 10, 2021
Lethal shooter, the guy who currently trains KCP, Kuz & Talen Horton-Tucker with the 1st ever "mechanical rim". pic.twitter.com/s6hAMDfhAB— 🏀 (@dribblecity) July 9, 2021
My friend Steve is getting a kitten & he let his 10 year old son name it, and he chose 'Steve.' Every time I think about it I start laughing again. Hi have you met my cat, he is also called Steve— mhairimcf (@MhairiMcF) July 10, 2021
I've never seen the expression "can he stay for tea Mum?" on a dog's face before https://t.co/KDezCBrCEU— Bolshevik Bannerman ☭ 🚩 🇵🇸 (@TheLeftwaffe) July 11, 2021
I just found out that Idaho dealt with a surplus of WW2 parachutes and a nuisance beaver problem by...parachuting beavers into the backcountry.— Lucy Sherriff (@sherrifflucy) July 10, 2021
Somebody please commission me to write about this YES THERE'S FOOTAGE OF BEAVERS BEING FLUNG OUT OF AIRPLANES WITH TINY PARACHUTES ON
landed safely.— Lucy Sherriff (@sherrifflucy) July 10, 2021
off he trots, into the wild pic.twitter.com/hIsxPoafY8
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