M. Night Shyamalan stays in the pool for too long. Takes a look at his fingers and says: “holy shit.”— Felipe Torres Medina (@felipetmedinaa) July 25, 2021
what about beach volleyball but every time you score the opposing team gets older— C:\temp\ For All (@BryceElder) July 25, 2021
I am fucking BEGGING all of you do NOT unleash Ghostbusters Discourse on the timeline again. Okay? Please. Just see the movie or don't see the movie but whatever you do absolutely do NOT use it as a fucking mirror held to society or whatever cockamamie take you're planning— Chris Conroy (@ConroyForReal) July 27, 2021
Could this be … ✨ Tunisia’s most gentle policeman ✨ ? pic.twitter.com/pnOTfCqD7Q— Ouiem Chettaoui (@OuiemCh) July 25, 2021
My daughter made $110 on her lemonade stand today, in like an hour. Turned out people were handing her $5s and $10s and she was just assertively saying thank you for the tip, and not offering change.— Eric Hulse (@phn1x) July 25, 2021
me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?— sara david (@SaraQDavid) November 24, 2020
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