The library's announcement of the cancellations.
The actually local newspaper reported this, too.— Alex Ewald (@okayalexewald) April 19, 2022
Also: The book club hadn’t started meeting yet. https://t.co/EZxOAMXJ98
They just announced that we don’t have to cover our faces when we sneeze anymore. Everyone at the bar is cheering and spitting in each other’s drinks— Seth Pollack (@sethmpk) April 19, 2022
Or maybe it's seasonal the way some (white Evangelical Christian) moms I've interviewed use season:— Jess Calarco (@JessicaCalarco) April 20, 2022
“[Some of our family members plan] to mask for the foreseeable future regardless of vaccines. But we're just in a really different season of life. We're young and we're healthy.” https://t.co/BTAkJGomDL
perfect caption pic.twitter.com/ejr5BVDiqJ— Ben Walsh (@BenDWalsh) April 19, 2022
They really threw in Eric Dickerson’s Trans-Am that A&M boosters gave him.— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 19, 2022
Dickerson of course changed to SMU, who then got the famous “Death Penalty.” https://t.co/8VY9f2xJkx
From 2019, "Vinicius Jr. - Real Madrid (190k-per-week)"
Wait until I tell you how much 18 year olds get paid to play soccer in Europe— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) April 19, 2022
"The team slashed payroll and overhauled their roster in the offseason and raised ticket prices for 2022 - all possible factors in low turnout"
3,748.— B/R Walk-Off (@BRWalkoff) April 20, 2022
That was the announced attendance at the Oakland A’s game tonight. pic.twitter.com/VT6M9glvX8
When I went the only photographers on the ship were doing the private photoshoots, so the thing about them having wandering photographers taking candid pics the whole time was just not true and the $169 add on ended up being worth nothing— Jenny Nicholson 🎃👻🏆🦇 (@JennyENicholson) April 19, 2022
(Speaking of brutally honest reviews.)
The best thing about doing something for a review is if you show up and a company just completely rips you off, instead of being extremely sad about it you can just be like hmm ok man. Huh interesting, I guess if that's what you want to do, yeah we'll see where this goes— Jenny Nicholson 🎃👻🏆🦇 (@JennyENicholson) April 19, 2022
the dead simple anxiety killing flowchart ...it is as simple as this pic.twitter.com/fsl048Yj8Z— Adam Singer (@AdamSinger) April 19, 2022
A romantic comedy where a man and woman meet cute in a bookstore, but they don't know that she's the one who wrote the article about the top romcoms of all time that didn't include any old movies, and he's the internet poster that excoriated her— literary agent needing jerk (@rajandelman) April 18, 2022
A+ deflection work from this model who was seen kissing timothee chalamet at coachella pic.twitter.com/PAcjBftp9z— Cole Delbyck (@coledelbyck) April 19, 2022
I can’t stop laughing at this I haven’t stopped laughing at this for the last 45 minutes pic.twitter.com/Ps8fK4ntpT— Apex Redditor (@ebenbenson) April 7, 2022
Watching a subtitled version of the Japanese dub of The Transformers: The Movie. pic.twitter.com/GfPQ31SZ10— TeleportingEagle (@Skywarped1) April 12, 2022
8. Turns out it's hard to write murder mysteries in a country that denies the existence of murders! pic.twitter.com/mutEHPtqL3— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon) April 12, 2022
There's plenty more in the book, which is both smart and witty, and has a lot to say about Chinese tech, politics, and culture! https://t.co/tWEYlFUzjD— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon) April 12, 2022
This is the most late-Brezhnev name possible, politically pandering and utterly boring. Almost artful. https://t.co/gWy0k9VtJo— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) April 12, 2022
Haven't been observing Good Decision Day for the last couple of years, but gonna get back on it this year I think! One week from today! Details here, from Bonnetty and Hassle's "Dictionary of Vanishing Folklore" pic.twitter.com/BmfKO9dWOA— Holly Gramazio (@hollygramazio) April 12, 2022
@amberhany_art Reply to @yungdumbandsad Challenge accepted #mini #sink #art #fyp ♬ original sound - Justin Mousseau
@cute.mary.chihuahua Evee found exactly what she was looking for. [creator@karleykarl]#adopted #happyending #rescuedog #dogs #chihuahua #pnw #seattle #seniordogsoftiktok #fyp ♬ original sound - cute.mary.chihuahua
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