— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) April 9, 2022
Corrected headline: Union poised to win a raise for all unorganized workers at Starbucks https://t.co/sKD161zzYP
— Chris Brooks (@chactivist) April 14, 2022
"Text messages show Sen. Mike Lee assisting Trump efforts to overturn 2020 election"@JimSwiftDC This aged well! Haha https://t.co/xD1FNFYFJ8
— Daniel Leal 🇺🇦 (@UnicornofSea1) April 15, 2022
I finally figured out why six grocery stores in our county aren't selling any matzah. It's because a local Catholic Church is having their own Seder and bought it all. They said I could buy a ticket. So now I'm worried about dying from an irony-induced aneurysm.
— Michal Rosenoer (@Michal_Rose) April 14, 2022
A contestant "who had COVID a month before the challenge, said he’s lost his taste and smell but has yet to tell any of his fellow contestants. No one has caught on yet despite him asking someone to taste his beef tartare in the episode’s elimination round"I do not want to spoil anything but the continued success of the Top Chef contestant who can't taste anything because he is recovering from Covid is one of the wildest recurring bits on television. He's just out there making plays.
— David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 15, 2022
I used to do this! It's how I paid the bills when I was freelance, I wrote some of the more viral posts on LinkedIn about startup culture, innovation and management for a big time CEO. Sadly I was not paid $700 an hour, but it's good money if you're freelance https://t.co/Kd7DmZ2LMw
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) April 15, 2022
My favorite part was seeing big important tech men engage with my ghost written LinkedIn posts about management and startup lessons or whatever and wondering if it was even actually them, or just another 20 something freelancer commenting from their page to boost their engagement
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) April 15, 2022
this noom ad features an "award-winning weightlifter" who "lost 30 pounds with noom," but according to her instagram, she hasn't won any awards, doesn't really lift weights, doesn't use noom, and isn't, as far as i can tell, an actor playing "herself." ??? https://t.co/PSdE4jCmQs
— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) April 15, 2022
from the comments, a troubling precursor: noom advertising whole lime slices on toast. what neural network makes noom's ads pic.twitter.com/SuuUr6f1fy
— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) April 15, 2022
The perfect t-shirt doesn’t exi- pic.twitter.com/SLVtftKs4p
— Last Resort 🤘 (@LastResortClub) April 8, 2022
so excited for the quarter quell ✨
— lemon (@thatbitchlemon) April 13, 2022
I’m not sure if it was meant to be inspirational, but I needed this today. pic.twitter.com/Mw0K5sPnmG
— Alex Watt (@AlexanderWatt) April 10, 2022
Writers pitching picture books: a book about family and culture, and the courage to be different
— Moniza Hossain (@moniza_hossain) April 9, 2022
Parents looking for picture books: please, does anyone have any books with pictures of buses? Not trains or trucks, I need buses. My child likes buses
however if you wish to watch Hans embarrass himself on paper then you can either pick up one of his books or print out a version of the game using this pdf https://t.co/RKXtVboXhg
— Henry Sotheran Ltd (@Sotherans) April 10, 2022
Here is when we discovered that the dogs actually really like the feeling of wearing onesies. pic.twitter.com/EIcUnKj1Uf
— Blair Braverman (@BlairBraverman) April 13, 2022
Guardian has really been on this pic.twitter.com/9bqDBhlITb
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 15, 2022
@paddleboard_juniper Have you seen surfing at home?#surfer#surfing #sufboard#surflife #surfingathome #surfinggirl #homesports #fyp #tiktok ♬ original sound - Paddleboarding
@mattdotgarcia Reply to @authorjadewaltz Operation Stealth #fypã‚· #zoom #OscarsAtHome #greenscreen #workfromhome #foryoupage #funny w/ @Katie Bell ♬ Sneaky Snitch - Kevin MacLeod
@susantepper Cousin Juliet is visiting Ferdy. He’s taking a liking to her, and the feeling is not mutual! 😳 #blackpanther #ferdy #cousins #bigcats #wildlife #relativesbelike #fercos #leopard ♬ original sound - Susan Tabas Tepper
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